[Pretty Pointless] Fast Food Breakfast

Now I can say as much as the next guy/girl who gets breakfast at a fast food place i.e. McDonalds, Burger King, or Taco Bell; that it's pretty terrible but it is cheap. *insert bb code fail here* Well if you had to say which is the best which is it in your opinion. Mines Taco Bell but that doesn't entirely matter 

 

Last time I got bk breakfast there was hair in my food so I threw it out 

 

Mines dark brown the hairs were a lot longer than mine are

 

Also the hairs were rather bright colored

 

? I have no idea how an armpit hair could get in my food but what would KFC have for breakfast?

 

Show me this porridge It seems interesting

 

Where is this I must have some