Embarrasing moments.

My head hitted by traffic sign.

 

My lung collapsed why reading a book

 

I barfed on my crush #FML

 

Last week I tripped in a store and almost knocked over an entire display

 

I fell UP the stairs in front of 50 people. :lol:

 

facepalming in the middle of a busy road while it was raining. gg.

 

I farted when I was laughing

 

In front of my friends so it doesn't really matter

 

Fell of the stairs. Exactly headbutted a pole as big as a tree. Slipped off infront of well a lot of people. I repeated my score on someone's name in the middle of the class. And... a lot of it. .-.

 

Walked into a pole tryna look cute for these hoes.

 

Rollerbladed into a parked car coz it was texting a crush ?

 

Ha↑
Forgot where my phone was...
I was on the phone with my friend then randomly asked my kid where my phone was the other person on the other line said on your ear

 

Walked into a door ️

 

?Was on the loo for about 15 minutes...reading on wattpad, and a wolf spider crawled out and under from the rim of the toilet seat, when I flushed.. Let's just say I double flush now... 


Holy shit, I just used the toilet and a bloody fucking cockroach just came out of hiding. It flies too!! 

 

C.ckroaches*

 

I once farted hella loud during prayer at church when I was a kid

 

I once closed my eyes while walking, walked into a lamppost, fainted then had an epileptic fit.