Pickup Lines

NE NS

No Effort No Support

 

I'm Bisexual. Let me buy you a drink then let's get sexual ?

 

Wanna ****?

 

You: Did you fall from heaven?

Her: cause I'm a angel?

You: no cause you face is all fucked up! :lol:

 

Diamond kaba? bakit? Kase your shining bright like a diamond looking bright like a diomond shining bright like a beautiful sea i just want you to be happy i am alive i am i am alive like a diamond in the sky.........

 

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Domi took those from a tv show called Wild N Out  but anyways

You hear about that guy who's going around killing people who don't give them their phone number?
(She'll say no)
Then you slowly hand her your phone

 

James shut up!!! That was a secret!

 

Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns

 

Baby you looking firehot.
I'll have you open all night like an ihop

Works like a charm.