Pickup Lines

They call me the fireman cuz I bring all the hose to the yard 

 

My family has a history of high blood sugar... But I'll still hang out with you... Even though you're so sweet??

Do you have *** when you first meet someone (Answer should be no) Okay, I'll see ya tomorrow.

If you don't give me your number I'll tell my (brother/sister) to beat your ass

 

Si te invito una copa y me acerco a tu boca
Si te robo un besito aver te enojas conmigo
Que dirias si esta noche te sedusco en mi coche
Que se empanen los vidrios
Y la regla es que gozes
Si te falto el respeto y luego culpo al alcohol
Si levanto tu falda me darias el derecho?

 

️Alll i understood out of that was somthing about alchol 

 

Same :|

 

Ladies like it tho

 

What's there to like... when they aint gonna understand shit ?!
:|


♔skillz♕♔skillz♕♔skillz♕

 

If they don't understand then they ain't worth the time.

 

Right right

 

You must be Cinderella, cause that dress will be coming off at midnight. 

 

You know why were gonna have sex? because I'm stronger then you bitch.

 

The cinderella one only works when I say it. js

 

I can't feel my lips. Can you taste it for me?

 

Let's fuck bitch

 

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

 

Let's play zombie, I'll lay here and you eat me 

 

I'm down with that