The official yo momma joke center

Yo mama so black that when she went to night school, they marked her absent. ?

 

yo mamas like a bus people get off and on her everyday

 

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a weighing scale and it was her phone number

 

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Yo mama so ugly she passed the bathroom and the toilet flushed

 

Yo momma is so fat she wore a yellow dress and someone yelled taxi

 

Yo momma ass so big when she twerked thats what started the earthquake in haiti

 

Yo momma so poor when I walked in her house a cockroach tripped me and a rat took my wallet.

 

Cockroack*

 

Lmao a bug is not allowed to be named

 

Only you rob smh xD

 

Yo momma so stupid, she tried climbing mountain dew

 

Yo mama so black she got outta the car and the oil light started flashing

 

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

 

Your momma is so fat and black that the zoo mistakes her for a sea lion.

 

Yo momma so ugly, the goverment move haloween to her birthday

 

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on my iPad it became an iPhone

 

*when she sat on my iPhone it became an iPad

 

Yo momma so she cant fit thru the door