How to pick up girls

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014.

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  1. Today, I, Lord Kaname will teach you scuds(shoutout to Jax) how to pick girls up for a date.

    Step 1


    Find your target, I mean... Find your loved one:


    Step 2

    Ask her out while she takes her shower:


    Step 3


    After she declined your date, pick her up with style when she least expect it:


    Small break


    Enjoy this small break sponsored by Error 403, the best club ever:

    Get that tissue off the screen!

    Step 4


    Enjoy your date with your love:


    Step 5


    After having a great date, bring her to your basement:


    Step 69

    Hide her body... I mean, after a great night, bring her back home:


    I hope you guys and girls will take my technics. Now to end this thread, it's time for hot babes.




    ^^^^^^
    This is for you girls
     
    #1 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014
  2. 
     
    #2 Sadistic_The-BAD-ly_Influenced, Jul 7, 2014
  3. Oh lawd 
     
    #3 IMeganAmAlwaysDrunk, Jul 7, 2014
  4. Nah trying too hard to be funny.
     
    #4 IlllIIlSuperJohn666IlllIIl, Jul 7, 2014
  5. Time to go try this
     
    #5 -SF-ICryWhenIPee, Jul 7, 2014
  6. Support 
     
    #6 _____SmeIIy----_--__, Jul 7, 2014
  7. Wait should I pee on them to mark my territory as well?
     
    #7 -SF-ICryWhenIPee, Jul 7, 2014
  8. #page2#true#nogo
     
    #8 TrippinOnAcid, Jul 7, 2014
  9. How do you pick up pickles? ?
     
    #9 Drain5, Jul 7, 2014
  10.  well done
     
    #10 LingLing99, Jul 7, 2014
  11. Yes you can pee on her while you bring her in your basement. Best way to make the others understand that she is being owned by you.
     
    #11 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014
  12. How do I get this body on page two of Google???? Please help
     
    #12 -Trey3, Jul 7, 2014
  13. Yay! And she might take the crying as me being caring and other shit girls like.
     
    #13 -SF-ICryWhenIPee, Jul 7, 2014
  14. What's up with that fruit in Step #4? :lol:


    Nice thread! Worth to read, .... and see :lol:
     
    #14 I-_-I, Jul 7, 2014
  15. You bring her to a date or dates.
    To bring your girl on page 2 please contact google support.
     
    #15 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014
  16. I'm not even sure if you can put her on page 2 because i filled up P.2-3-4-5-6 to 103
     
    #16 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014
  17. Lmfao I love this funny as hell

    but if you are sweet like Kaname I'm sure you can get a girl any damn time ♡
     
    #17 -DeadlySpankingAngel-, Jul 7, 2014
  18. Haha oh my....
     
    #18 Bizkut, Jul 7, 2014
  19. ;_; thank you Angel, my heart just got stabbed by an arrow
     
    #19 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 7, 2014
  20. You're making this way too complicated it a easy
    1. Find desired girl
    2. Sneak up on her
    3. Without any warning wrap your arms around her and pick her up off the ground
    You have now effectively swept her off her feet
     
    #20 -_The-Bac-UN-Ate-Her_-, Jul 7, 2014
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