I am not some center of entertainment for you pitiful human >.> go. Back to the cave u crawled out of and make me a taco! ... and a sandwich
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon go around the Earth for 24 hours.. So they decided to call it a day
I have a joke... [color=sky blue]This is what a physics teacher said: Three guys were on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but they have no lighter or watches to light them with. WHAT DO THEY DO?[/color] They threw one cigarette over board ... and the whole boat became a cigarette lighter. from Tumblr