UK tv licensing

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. You guys should do a revolution.
     
  2. We did once and we turned out alright for about 200 years 
     
  3. License to be Ricecakes? Fuck them!!
     
  4. Is there?  and thanx for correcting that 
     
  5. ^ yea I saw that lol.

    Police shooting down blind people! LOL
     
  6. Yeah. A friend of mine is in the process of house renovation/complete rebuild/they told him to take out some windows 
     
  7. Wow  they take it too far
     
  8. WAIT WINDOW AS REAL WINDOW?!

    I though Windows computer!

    They want you to buy more light bulb, therefore, you need a license to buy bulbs.

    So, less windows=less light=buying license=buying lightbulb.
     
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    69th post!!
    Or do I need a license to do that?
     
  10. 

    ?you'll need a license to fuck next thing you know. Like being able to do a certain number of sexual positions , and at least being able to last like 2 hours in order to get it or something.
     
  11. Lol Boo,

    If you buy this licence, you'll have access to these sexual positions.

    If you buy that one, you'll get these positions.

    But before buying a sexual position licence, can I see you licence to the right of having a girlfriend AND your licence to own a bed.

    Hold up, is that a tv? Where is your licence for that? WHATT? 8 WINDOWS?! I'll sue you man. You don't have a licenceto get sued? You're in big trouble kid!
     
  12. Yes, Wolf. I'm glad too.
     
  13. If you don't live in the USA. You don't know true HAPPINESS.
     
  14. American dream^

    Full of lies

    Expectation:
    Cash/women/cash

    Reality:
    Become taxi driver
     
  15. not everyone wants women/cash/women/cash, I think you be watching too many Hollywood movies.

    People have their own definition of happiness, some just want a stable family, with a well paying job to support their families.

    Others maybe just want good health etc

    Not everyone one here wants cash/women/ etc.
     
  16. ^ I was taking it from GTA lV
     
  17. you get the point.
     
  18. My ass gets the point
     
  19. PLUS I CAN ALWAYS JOIN THA PORN INDUSTRY IF I WANT FAST MONEY / SEX / FAME AND BITCH ES.

    Fuck for money, and go real far!