So while I was on break from PimD, I found a way to pass the time. If you want to troll feel free. :lol: Batman Rap Yeah! C'mon! Straight out of the G-City! Ya all know me! I'm Batman! The ************* Dark Knight! I'm a playboy by day, Vigilante by night. I'm Batman! The defender of Gotham. I dress up like a bat 'cuz it's ************* awesome! Batman in the house, come and party in the Batcave. Yo Alfred! "Yes, master Wayne?" Bring some more Courvoisier! The honeys in the manor Takin' notice of my Swagger, villians hidin' in the shadows runnin' scared from their attacker. See they recognize my signal when it lights up the sky. Hardened gangsters all get shy look of terror in their eyes. They can't hide from me, I'm on the prowl ************! Sprayin' death on the streets, cape and cowl, ************! Na Na Na Na Na Na... Y'all remember that song, there's a reason why I've been famous for so long! Words flying off my fists like: POW!KABLAM! By now you better know Who the **** I am! I'm Batman! I just ate Cake Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh) Something beautiful happens in this world You don't know how to express yourself, so You just gotta sing I just had cake (Ay) And it tasted so good (Tasted so good) A cake let me put my tongue against it (It!) I just had ca-ay-ke And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-eatin'-cake ways of the past Have you ever had cake? I have, it tasted great Yeah) It felt so good when I ate it with my mouth (Yeah) A cake let me do it, it literally just happened Having cake should make a nice man out the meanest Never guess where I just came from, I ate cake If I had to describe the feeling', it was the best When I had the cake, man, my taste buds felt great And I called my friends right after I was done Oh, hey, didn't see you there, guess what I just did? Ate cake, undressed, saw its layers and the rest (Was sure nice of it to let you eat that thing) Nice of any cake ever Now sing) I just ate cake (Ay) And it tasted so good (Tasted so good) A cake let me put my tongue along side of it (It) I wanna tell the world To be honest, I'm surprised it even taunted me to do it (Doesn't really make sense) But man, screw it (I ain't one to argue with a good thing) It could be my diet! (That good?) The best thirty minutes of my life I'm so humbled by a cakes ability to let me eat it 'Cause honestly, I'd eat it with a pile of ice cream With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin' cakes better Plus it let me wear my apron and my turtleneck sweater So this one's dedicated to them cakes That let us eat the icing on top of them If you're near or far, whether short or tall We wanna thank you all for lettin' us eat you It kept fallin off my fork (Doesn't matter, ate cake! ) But I cried the whole time (Doesn't matter, ate cake! ) I think it might've been a birthday (Doesn't matter, ate cake! ) It had someone else's name on it (Still counts! ) I just ate cake (Ay) And my dreams came true (Dreams came true) So if you ate cake in the last thirty minutes Then you qualified to sing with me I just ate ca-ay-ke (Everybody sing! ) And it tasted so good (We all ate cake ) A Cake let me put my tongue along side of it I just ate ca-ay-ay- ke (I just are cake) And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-eatin'-cake ways of the past Trash Day Rotten, so rotten here So rotten, oh! It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nastay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then, um, I'm talkin', birthday cake an' (Oh!) Chili and Greasy old bacon Throw it all on top of the mess I've been makin' Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin' Leaky bag, an' now that girl is gaggin' She's naggin', "I need you to get stuff off the kitchen floor Is that too much to ask you for?" But I see no reason why, can't let a few more weeks go by And now garbage is piled up high And buddy, you should see the flies, I said There's somethin' rotten here (Say what?!) You better hold your nose (Oh!) Hey, you disgusting slob You gotta take the trash out, oh Boy, there's a lot in here (A lot) And everyday it grows (Oh!) Hey, you disgusting slob You gotta take the trash out (Make ya wanna throw up) Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin' (Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin' Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin' Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin' You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma Sure to put you in a coma It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers It's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippers Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint Stand up by themselves at this point It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie I wipe my feet to go outside I wonder what crawled in here and died (You know) Walkin' round barefoot, I'd be terrified But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends Like "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big", oh There's somethin' rotten here (Say what?!) You better hold your nose (Oh!) Hey, you disgustin' slob You gotta take the trash out, oh Look what we got in here (Now what?!) Lets watch it decompose (Oh!) Hey, you disgusting slob You gotta take the trash out, oh (Make you wanna throw up) Some Lysol, some Comet I gotta mop and it's got your name on it (What?!) I'm just kiddin', doggone it (Oh!) Unless you gonna do it Careful not to breathe the fumes Check it, garbage piles are goin' All the way to the bathroom Turn into a toxic waste sometime this afternoon Better get a Hazmat suit and push a broom, oh There's somethin' rotten here (Say what?!) You better hold your nose (Oh!) Hey, you disgustin' slob You gotta take the trash out, oh It's gone to pot in there (Now what?!) Bring out the fire hose Hey, you disgusting slob You gotta take the trash out, oh (Make you wanna throw up) With a little bit and a little bit a Make me wanna throw up Give a little bit and a tiny bit a Make me wanna throw up Mix it a little bit a with a molecule a Make me wanna throw up It just makes me wanna Makes me wanna, oh XO~_MyBBQSauceRocksYoSocks[/color