I Hate The Sun

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by WillyTheDeuce, Jun 19, 2014.

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    When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had.


    One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach').


    Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention.


    I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.



    Fuck the sun. The sun sucks.
     
  2. Lyke best creep pasta evr
     
  3. Someone gimme the dumbed down version.
     
  4. Need a Teddy? You can have mine.
     
  5. Sun gives you cancer. OP beat cancer, unlike Julie. You're welcome.
     
  6. But it's summer. People are all about the sun.


    This is just a warning.
     
  7. You hate the SUN?
     
  8. Chasing The Sun
     
  9. u love moon ?
     
  10. ★ Yes Chasing The Sun
     
  11. Don't get melanoma and die