Story Time With Jew

So once when I was like 7 I plugged some headphones into my Disney Princess box tv for a "Maximum Listening Experience" and so I was sitting there in a little chair watching some Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack with my little headphones and I leaned back and the entire tv freaking fell on top of me and hit me in the head. I was sitting there holding the tv off my face while crying and my mom came in and found me like that and it was an overall terrifying situation.

 

Wallace shut up I'll cut you 

 

K hold on I have to get the safety scissors my mum has locked in her cabinet. Gimme a few.

 

You're going down.

 

Alright, whatever sass master Wallace.

 

I have a bruise on my butt because I fell out of a booth in a restaurant this weekend. Everyone around me pretended not to notice so I quietly walked out with my little box of leftover chicken.

 

Well that wasn't very pop punk of you.

 

My butthurt game's too strong.

 

ok party