Pick-Up Lines.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Moose-3, Jun 17, 2014.

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  1. Post your best pick up lines here:
    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together, etc...

    Btw hire me
     
    #1 -Moose-3, Jun 17, 2014
  2. Good thing N and O are together.?
     
    #2 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jun 17, 2014
  3. Is Your Mum A Polo? Cuz She's Got A Well Minty Hole

    My Love For You Is Like Diarrhoea I Can't Keep It In?

    My Penis Is Dying Can I Bury It In Your Ass?
     
    #3 -_-ITorturePandasWithLove-_-, Jun 17, 2014
  4. Crystal, ROFLMFAO 



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    My **** just died, can I bury it in your ***** ?

    If you were a washing machine, I'd put my dirty load inside you.

    How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

    #OoooKillEm
    Ovaries explode

    Pimpin' Hoes since '69
     
    #4 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Jun 17, 2014
  5. YOLO BITCH, LETS FUCK.
     
    #5 00_SpitFire, Jun 17, 2014
  6. OH GOD. WHY.
     
    #6 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Jun 17, 2014
  7. I'm no doctor but u need some vitamin D
     
    #7 Chaos, Jun 17, 2014
  8. #inb4page2
     
    #8 JiyMamaki, Jun 17, 2014
  9. Roses are red
    Lemons are SOUR
    OPEN YOUR LEGS,
    AND GIMME A HOUR!

    I win, wall art meee.
     
    #9 00_SpitFire, Jun 17, 2014
  10. You know what's on the menu?

    Me-n-u 
     
    #10 shadyyyyy, Jun 17, 2014
  11. Sadly I don't get shit from McDonald's value menu.
     
    #11 00_SpitFire, Jun 17, 2014
  12. It doesn't have to be McDonald's \/
     
    #12 shadyyyyy, Jun 17, 2014
  13. Taco Bell is where it's at.
     
    #13 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jun 17, 2014
  14. but that was clever
     
    #14 shadyyyyy, Jun 17, 2014
  15. I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.?
     
    #15 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jun 17, 2014
  16. You turn my software into hardware.
     
    #16 -Mars-Pi-, Jun 17, 2014
  17. AYOOO SHAWTY. GIRL YOU FINE LEMME STROKE
     
    #17 Screwdriver, Jun 17, 2014
  18. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
     
    #18 I-_-I, Jun 17, 2014
  19. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
     
    #19 I-_-I, Jun 17, 2014
  20. I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and I together...
    I'm not a photographer but I sure can take a pic of you ;-)
     
    #20 oldRicecakes, Jun 17, 2014
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