Well well wewe. I been lurking and yall weak. I am King Bacon never left the dam building. Have club full of baconites. We dribble and sizzle the true nature of the bacon. Had bacon RP before bed and when I rise. I see you posers out there. Baby it's you I need you the only one I see baby baby it's you I put your crispy ass on top of my crinkly bacon. Love you Natty. Now the bacon RP has a phase of total loss of taste bud rage. Gotta serve her up on a paper plate it absorbs the grease and do not I repeat do not let it get cool. Ok make sure you put pimd down its at this point heaven in disguise. Stick out your tongue tickle the bacon bite gently savour the flavor. When your hair stands up you reached the point of Bacon RP kingdom. Stay tuned for another RP lesson from King Bacon.