relax, take a chill pill :)

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  1. So I’m halfway bored at work, I mean I have work to do but I’m procrastinating a bit :D so here’s a contest for some Chill Pills :) post your best joke related to the word Chill, it has to tie into the joke to count, and my three favorites will get a chill pill gift!! so the only rules are it has to involve the word Chill and you have to keep it clean, at least pg-13 lol :mrgreen: I’ll check in periodically and I’m gonna lock this when I get out of work in 5 hours and that’s when I’ll pick my favorite three :D
     
    #1 Bluntwiches, Jun 13, 2014
  2. How generous. To google I go 
     
    #2 p1ckl3s, Jun 13, 2014
  3. Some people just need to chill out...
    In a bathtub :)
    With a toaster :D

    Blame google 
     
    #3 lNACTlVE, Jun 13, 2014
  4. I am so chilled out, I put the chill in chillies? ️
     
    #4 p1ckl3s, Jun 13, 2014
  5. this isnt going good, i agree wabbajack, at this rate, what you said is top three :D
     
    #5 Bluntwiches, Jun 13, 2014
  6. "Is that a blizzard? Cos u need to...chill out."
    As person falls into 40 foot snow after being pushed
     
    #6 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Jun 13, 2014
  7. What do eskimos get from chillin' on a block of ice?
    Polaroids!
     
    #7 Mandi270, Jun 13, 2014
  8. This guy is so chill, it explains the size of his manhood ? (bad huh?) 
     
    #8 o_0-_-Pookie_MF_Diamond-_-0_o, Jun 13, 2014


  9. Don't gift me anything because these aren't mine  but I found them funny
     
    #9 *-Anna- (02), Jun 13, 2014
  10. You say you're hotter than me?
    Well, I guess I'm cooler than you.
    Why don't you just.... Chill out, hot stuff? ?

    I dunno. 
     
    #10 Scare, Jun 13, 2014
  11. Drink a glass of chill the fuck out
     
    #11 -TERROR-B4DB0Y--, Jun 13, 2014
  12. U mad bro? Chill out by rating a chillie... Nvm dont it dosent work
     
    #12 The_white_girl, Jun 13, 2014
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    #13 *-Anna- (02), Jun 13, 2014
  14. I'm so chill, I can make your freezer hard?

    LOL idk, don't judge me 
     
    #14 p1ckl3s, Jun 13, 2014
  15.  Badboy's made me laugh
     
    #15 *-Anna- (02), Jun 13, 2014
  16. Eating not rating
     
    #16 The_white_girl, Jun 13, 2014
  17. ^.^

    Yo mama so chill, Mr. Freeze and his penguins came and hung at her crib 
     
    #17 *-Anna- (02), Jun 13, 2014
  18. Sup peöple
     
    #18 The_white_girl, Jun 13, 2014
  19. Yo momma so chill she took me outside to play in the snow? 
     
    #19 p1ckl3s, Jun 13, 2014
  20. He's so chill, when I get him turned on he starts to melt :(
     
    #20 *-Anna- (02), Jun 13, 2014
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