So for a laugh I wanted to see who in pimd has the funnies confessions. One of my confessions would be? When I went out for dinner with my friend, I accidentally ended up dropping a chicken wing in her drink. (She was in the bathroom at the time) I took it out and said nothing She come back had a sip, and told me her drink din't taste right. She ask me to try it to see if it was her thinking it. I just told her to ask them to change it. She said it was probably her and drank the drink? Lets hope colour code doest fail?
These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all Damn near cried when I got that phone call I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions
Oh crap I have so many. I think one of the bests is when I went to the movies when I was like 12, we were high on sugar (cause I was at a bday party) and here we are watching the previews and I was bored as shit. So like the smart person I was, I started throwing glossets (chocolate covered almonds) randomly up into the air and it was landing on people. (None if my friends saw) Anyways, some little voice inside my was told me to throw it straight at someone, and there I was, throwing it at this older mans head. It hit him so hard he yelped and his wife turned around and bitched my friend out and I just let it happen.
I threw a bottle or something once in class, it was supposed too hit my friend but it hit the teacher and someone else got the blame for it ?
I confess I made my sister cry by blaming her for breaking a window I broke when playing football in the house
I confess that when I'm in line at the checkout and the person in front of me has a kid that's screaming, I wait till the mother is turned around and busy and I make a mean face and put my fist up, the kid gets freaked out and stops, the mother turns and looks, I go on looking at my phone or the magazines in the aisle like nothing happened and we are all happy once again
Once I was shopping for my baby girl, and I was looking at these dresses, and I didn't know there was a little girl mannequin behind me, and I backed up and bumped into it. I thought I bumped into someones kid. I apologized so much, till I realized it was a mannequin, some lady and her little boy were watching the whole thing go down. The woman looked at me as if I was crazy. Which I probably looked really ridiculous from that angle. The woman quickly looked away when I made eye contact with her.