Hey sexy carrots. This is my guide on how to be a noob. This is completely serious. Lets get started! Table of Contents What is a noob? Is a noob good or bad? Warnings on being a noob Things you should say Low Stats Colored names Grammar What is a noob? A noob is a player of a game who is new, and not experienced with the game. They may ask some pretty insane questions, but thats okay! Respect your fellow citizens. You were a noobie once too. Don't be a hypocrite! Is being a noob good, or bad? Sometimes, noobs can be beaten down. If this is REALLY how you want to spend your life, why not? GO FOR IT. YOU JUST GOTTTA BELIEEEEEVEEEEEEE!! But seriously, there can be severe consequences in this huge lifestyle change. Its kind of like turning into a mental criminal, except on a game!
A noob is not somebody who is just new We are just not very experienced with the game New people are newcomers/newbies
[{Noobs=Good. Ask questions and learn while you're small. You will be inclined to cry much less learning things with 100m out than 100b out}] [{Noobzillas [over grown noobs] = bad. There are always new things to learn on pimd. If you only participate in one aspect of the game and do not bother to learn the rest, your lack of knowledge makes you a sitting duck who cannot defend themselves if and when the need arises}] {Noobzillas Expect Brackets}]