Hey sexy carrots. This is my guide on how to be a noob. This is completely serious. Lets get started! Table of Contents What is a noob? Is a noob good or bad? Warnings on being a noob Things you should say Low Stats Grammar What is a noob? A noob is a player of a game who is new, and not experienced with the game. They may ask some pretty insane questions, but thats okay! Respect your fellow citizens. You were a noobie once too. Don't be a hypocrite! Is being a noob good, or bad? Sometimes, noobs can be beaten down. If this is REALLY how you want to spend your life, why not? GO FOR IT. YOU JUST GOTTTA BELIEEEEEVEEEEEEE!! But seriously, there can be severe consequences in this huge lifestyle change. Its kind of like turning into a mental criminal, except on a game! Warnings on being a noob There are many things you should know when becoming a noob. You most likely will be beaten down. You might be called names too. Stupid, thirsty, desperate, etc. Be warned!! Things you should say Here are some examples of things you can say to get the noob reputation: …The list could go on forever. Say these things and you're a noob in no time. Low stats Your stats don't determine your knowledge on the game. You could have 100kcs and still be a noob. I have 5kcs but have been playing for two and a half years. A noob is someone who is new to the game. Who doesnt know how to play. Keep that in mind! Grammar Last but not least, grammar. Having terrible grammar is a great way to be a noob. Talk using acronyms. Spells words wrong. All of that stuff will work! So…follow these steps and you will be a noob in no time. IM SORRY FOR ANY BB CODE FAILS
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