[GUIDE] How to be a noob

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Candle35, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Hey sexy carrots. This is my guide on how to be a noob. This is completely serious. Lets get started!

    Table of Contents
    What is a noob?
    Is a noob good or bad?
    Warnings on being a noob
    Things you should say
    Low Stats
    Grammar

    What is a noob?
    A noob is a player of a game who is new, and not experienced with the game. They may ask some pretty insane questions, but thats okay! Respect your fellow citizens. You were a noobie once too. Don't be a hypocrite!

    Is being a noob good, or bad?
    Sometimes, noobs can be beaten down. If this is REALLY how you want to spend your life, why not? GO FOR IT. YOU JUST GOTTTA BELIEEEEEVEEEEEEE!! But seriously, there can be severe consequences in this huge lifestyle change. Its kind of like turning into a mental criminal, except on a game!

    Warnings on being a noob
    There are many things you should know when becoming a noob. You most likely will be beaten down. You might be called names too. Stupid, thirsty, desperate, etc. Be warned!!

    Things you should say
    Here are some examples of things you can say to get the noob reputation:

    …The list could go on forever. Say these things and you're a noob in no time.

    Low stats
    Your stats don't determine your knowledge on the game. You could have 100kcs and still be a noob. I have 5kcs but have been playing for two and a half years. A noob is someone who is new to the game. Who doesnt know how to play. Keep that in mind!

    Grammar
    Last but not least, grammar. Having terrible grammar is a great way to be a noob. Talk using acronyms. Spells words wrong. All of that stuff will work!

    So…follow these steps and you will be a noob in no time.
    IM SORRY FOR ANY BB CODE FAILS
     
  2. Lmao money to buy the things 
     
  3. Thank da lawd for no fails.
     
  4. ? volley mehhh I need the moniessss 2 send smexy thongs in return for cowboy rp 
     
  5. Dat fael pust weel be der fureva... :lol:

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  6. Gimme those new shiittyyy porrn gfits..
     
  7. Why arent i honor student yet? Smh.…WHERE IS BLUE NAME
     
  8. Oh god what the hell is that 
     
  9. This is more like how to spot a newb
     
  10. @lazy It's a chihuahua with no bottom lip. :lol:
     
  11. I are not the nub

    :lol:
     
  12. Yes you are
     
  13. Plz volley me 2 a hi prize cuz I wanna sand thongs n kises 2 mi gf.

    I aslo nid a poop 2 giv mi 5b dvp weakly.

    Ktnx.
     
  14. You succeeded!
     
  15. actualy op is a noob tooo using alt to make a thread or op is 7-8kcs and trying to be badass
     
  16. You are all noobs.
     
  17. This isnt an alt, and my kcs don't reflect on my PIMD knowledge.