A thread...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by NO-ONE-HERE, Jun 9, 2014.

  1. Somewhere in the year 2089

    A dusty, wooden table, painted a vibrant
    red, stands alone in a vacant ole'
    farmhouse kitchen. Nearby is a
    window sporting many panes of
    broken glass, allowing vivid sunlight
    to filter throughout this rotting structure.

    A large jar adorns this wobbly
    legged piece of furniture.
    A brown wilted vine drapes itself over
    the edge, meeting a dry, splintered wooden
    floor, covered of mud, dead grass
    and murky colored yellow weeds.

    As I canvass this grim place, a vision
    of sunniness glinting from old
    glasswork fills my mind of what this room
    may have once contained. Light, airy
    happy memories of a mother's
    home baked cookies for her children,
    holidays and family gatherings.

    Indeed, an empty pickle jar filled
    with lustrous sunshine can put a
    smile within one's heart.
     
  2. This is bootyful.

    I cri evrytiem.
     
  3. Not as horrid as your stank toes.
     
  4. It's about me. Isn't it? So it's BEAUTIFUL.
     
  5. So beautiful... So... Brilliant
     
  6. You da real MVP
     
  7. TLDR,

    Can someone dumb it down for me?
    ???
     
  8. Didn't read it either :|
     
  9. ITS ABOUT ME. READ. IT.
     
  10. ? swear to god, if you're lying to me
     
  11. Danny, no...
     
  12. POETIC SHOTS HAVE BEEN FIRED!
     
  13. I'm a poetic genius. Jas sees it. Y'all r dumb. NO U!
     
  14. Mars is Master Race!