Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years old and this is my best chance at making a friend.
Then a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything.
THEN I walked in on my 15 year old sister and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up."
?#ImThor#HammerIsLife ?I thought you were leaving in your post before now you're making a BLOG??make up your mind!
My mother makes play dates for me too. I'm 19. I usually end up asphyxiating or stabbing them to death though. :twisted:
There's no room for their bodies on top of my alter. I already have a rotting sheep corpse taking up most of the space there.