HELP ME

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EsquisiteSausageDealer, Jun 7, 2014.

  1. So the other day I was at my boyfriends and he lives at a farm, and we walked around and she showed me around, inside the barn with some cows, where the pig pen was, and then we came to the chicken pen, and he showed the the eggs and how the chickens sit on the eggs to keep them warm so they will hatch, and he turned away to exit, and I quickly grabbed and egg and cleaned it off with my shirt and put it inside of me, well later he wanted to have sex and I was afraid of him poking the egg and it breaking, so I sadly rejected him cause I didn't want him to find out, that would be embarrassing, well since then I've been brining it out and checking on it, and one morning it hatched and I helped pull it out, I'm a mother now, but I think some eggs shells are inside of me, and it don't want to shove my hand inside and I don't want To go a doctor to see it he can do it, and I'm afraid of my parents finding the chicken and asking where I got it, Help me


    Also who's the biggest catfish in pimd
    I wanna meet them :)
     
  2. tbh i only read the last part
     
  3. Sounds like a personal problem to me
     
  4. What the ****?
    Why would you put a **** egg in your *****?

    What the actual **** is this?
     
  5. dig real deep
     
  6. Seriously, what the ****?
     
  7. Lmao just shut up OP. Tired of these bs stories
     
  8. The the fuck is this?
     
  9. DIG DEEP BOY DEEP
     
  10. You already crossed the line of sanity by putting the egg in there... Might as well get the shells out. To late to be ashamed now
     
  11. So weird i type 2 "the"s with out knowing 
     
  12. You're a mother now. Face your responsibilities.
    And, for god's sake, let your parents meet their grandchick!!
     
  13. ^
     
  14. Wth lol
     
  15. Go to a doctor. Seriously.
     
  16. And maybe a therapist.
     
  17. Damn, you must be super loose if you can shove an egg in there and it not crack and break .

    Are we telling stories now? I have an awesome story 
     
  18. What the fuck did I just read. You're sick OP lol