You should've made some horrific scenario like... In order to make it out alive, you have to cut open the last person who posted, to find the key to the lock of the chain that's got you chained to a metal bar in a dark creepy room full of all the PIMD people who posted in this thread. Use the process to have us all fear for our lives, then before one of us could bring ourself to cut open another human... you pop out saying just kidding, and drop a curtain that has all the foods you could think of and unicorns on the other side.