Hakuna Ma'Vodka Ever felt like you're superman when you drive? Have you ever put yur Homies Cat on your pillow calling it Pillow Pet? Ever gave a mushroom to a midget telling it to "Grow, Mario, Grow!" ? Drunk ppl are stupid, yet hilarious asf xD To those Alchoholics...
I heard a joke about a drunk bloke chasing a long white bearded guy and screaming "Dumbledore! You're back!"
N E V E R ° D R A N K ° A L C O H O L I C ° D R I N K S My life's boring? NAH. I'm happy without vices.
Hakuna Ma'Vodka: it means Vodka Doesn't Worry! :lol: Yet it is those who drink vodka who must worry! It is hella dangerous!
So are electonics. They cause cancer. And the sun...causes cancer. Food, cancer. And the air is polluted...causes cancer. Do dont have fun, go outside, eat or breathe!