A Wise Man Once Said...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -T_L-Emoji, May 20, 2014.

  1. I dont smoke dope
    I dont drink bourbon
    All i wanna do,is shake my turban

    ~Arab Fortune Cookie
     
  2. Lol this reminds me when last week out went out with some friends to eat at a Chinese place. When you get a fortune cookie read it out loud and say in bed st the end of it. Some of them sound funny as hell.
     
  3. Lmao ik we all love fortune cookies
     
  4. Only fools rush in
     
  5. Lololololololololololololololololpl.
     
  6. Confuscious say " you gonna have a good day for colon, in bed "
     
  7. My last fortune cookie said "You like Chinese food "