Stupid Questions Stupid Answers

Cause only i can breathe fire.


Why does a vehicle need wheels?

 

Because the wheels keep it from screaming

Why does everyone hate me?

 

bc you're annoying

why is Google called google?

 

Because it'd take too long to type showmeeverythingtheointernethaswhenalliwannaseeiscrazyfightsnporn


If the pope uses the bathroom is it considered holy crap?

 

Yes indeed it's holier than thow

According to science blue is every other color but, yellow is every other color but yellow, likewise for all others. So since i'm black does that mean im actually not black but could be white??

 

Nope. Your purple :lol:

why is wrestling such a male soap opera

 

Cuz they touch and hug each other.


How is orange a color?

 

Because it's day job as a fruit was boring.


Why is yellow the new pink?

 

Because pink needs a vacation.

Why are cats so stuck up?

 

because they cant get down

Why do dogs bark and trees have bark.

 

Cuz trees are dogs' long lost children


Why do human have hair everywhere

 

because theyre bears

Why is yellow called yellow

 

Because the colour is too noisy.

Why black is not a colour?

 

Because black cheese would be wierd.

Did anyone ever find Waldo's baby momma?

 

No because no one could find Waldo.



Why is the sun round?

 

because it can't be a sphere.

Why am I a human

 

Because planets and moon also round.

Why cow eat grass?

 

CAUSE COW EAT GRASS?

Y U SO STUPID?

 

Darn! Late for a second

 

Because I am.





Why am I so cute?