song parody for Jacob 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iCoppedAPhilOnDeez-BAD-Girls, May 19, 2014.

  1. Here's a song I ripped and replaced with my lyrics Jacob. B)

    Jacob, I know you want this dick.
    Jacob, Im-BAD-AtPhillingYouUp
    AKA, your-worst-fucking-nightmare
    That means you a bitch and best be scared.
    See my standards are pampered by threesomes tomorrow, mm.
    Cut yourself, blood dripping errywhere.
    Stop being dramatic, listen to what I say.
    Hold up, sit down. Listen, shut up.
    Shut the fuck up autistic.
    I like stupid noobs, that's my fucking problem.
    And yeah I like to fuck with you, that's my fucking problem.
    You're so damn annoying, that's my fucking problem.
    So now just quit while you're at it, that's your fucking problem.


    Here's a song for you to "fantasize about me"

    Fuckin' problems - A$AP Rocky
    Kendrick's part.
     
  2. How I wish I could hit your head with a dictionary...bash your head in, and walk away...
     
  3. It's annoying and stupid...
     
  4. I call him Austin. •~• #LongLiveAustal

    Lemme think of a combination for Jacob and Crystal tho.

    Jaystal maybe.
     
  5. Jacob, your threads are annoying and stupid, but you're able to post them just as OP is.
     
  6. Yes, but that doesn't mean his last posts need to be hate
     
  7. There's a reason why I hate you .
     
  8. And this also has a hate Phil, I can report this thread for the hate
     
  9. You're all talk, no action.

    "I'll show you a pic of my cuts"

    Oh wait I don't have any.
     
  10. Well, I couldn't find the scars for some reason....
     
  11. Because you don't really cut ._.
     
  12. What, do you cut your ass cheeks or something?
     
  13. I like this song 
     
  14. Just reset on him, you're good at going through the reset process anyways.