STORY TIME!

And

 

 thats not a sentence 

 

And 

 

and then became ass-trophobic

 

Went to jail and got fucked in the ass

 

And

 

Shot his bf in the knee then made up with him

 

Then santa watched them in their sleep

 

There was a duck named blue pooper

 

that duck pooped on ben dover face and he became zombie

 

And

 

When the zombie eat the shoe he fell off the roof

 

And

 

He hit a button that blew up the whole world

 

during explosion he killed Justin Beiber and he was declared king of universe #YOLO

 

Then zan started a new sentence.

 

Then the duck popped on a burger

 

 I just had sex

 

Kinky bastard 

 

He ate the duck and began the water chicken race.