t I have a question for you... ?WHO DOESNT LIKE FUN HOLIDAYS!? I don't know about you, but I sure can't answer that question, which is why... drum roll please I wanted to share today's holidays with you! And yes, you read that right, holidays plural Today, May 9, 2014 is a number of holidays. It is: I'm going to tell you a little about each of them. Lost Sock Memorial Day Lost Sock Memorial Day is the perfect opportunity to deal with all your lost socks. I mean come on, lets be real, who throws out the other sock when one of them is lost? I know I don't, I put it in a drawer and hope to find the other one someday. So, on this day, I invite you to get you off your lazy asses and get rid of that pile of mis-matched socks. Or dont you can be a hipster and wear two colors at once. Butterscotch Brownie Day Can you guess what this day is for? I bet you can! It's for stuffing yourself full of unhealthy chocolatey goodness. If you decide to observe this, hit me up, I will gladly participate in celebrating this holiday brownies on you, of course. Tear the Tags of Mattress Day This one's fairly self explanatory. Find a mattress, let it rip. Not the smelly kind of rip though, don't want you getting a Darwin Award like that one guy who suffocated in his sleep... Hurray For Buttons Day Buttons! Buttons! Buttons! Hip hip hurray! A long time ago on this wonderful day of may the first button hole was invented. This holiday is meant to commentate this wonderful invention. And if you don't think this invention is worth celebrating, let me tell you why it is. It has single handedly saved you from getting arrested for public indecency on multiple occasions. Yeah, you better be grateful for buttons. That's all for today, enjoy the holidays! Which one's your fave? ️↝❥мͥɑgͣsͫ✾↜️
I'm craving them now too.. The sock thing is an international mystery I'll never understand where they go..
I always looked suspiciously at our dryer, thinking if we picked it up, we'd find them underneath.. Didnt happen..
^not true my pet spitfire burns my socks... I secretly found him in my laundry room burning them one-by-one Be scared! Be very afraid! :-(
The washer eats the socks. It's like a required sacrifice--every time you do your laundry the washer takes at least one sock maybe two, but never a whole pair.
Ahlie you were looking in the wrong place!! they're by the washer!?thanks for telling us were to look!