pick up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rehab_Mexi_khan, May 9, 2014.

  1. I wanna he some of your best pick up lines......
    Here's mine..

    Did you fart..because you blew me away
     
    #1 Rehab_Mexi_khan, May 9, 2014
  2. "Hey yo bitch get me glass of water or something"
     
    #2 *-_A_-Jax (01), May 9, 2014
  3. DO YOU KNOW LLL? CAUSE WE KNOW YOU
     
    #3 VladimirPutin, May 9, 2014
  4. Fuck them scuds?
     
    #4 *-_A_-Jax (01), May 9, 2014
  5. "Pardon me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"
     
    #5 Nunya, May 9, 2014
  6. I ain't fat. This is just a gas tank for this love machine
     
    #6 DrKevorkian, May 9, 2014
  7. You looking for a stud, awesome i have the std now all u need is u.
     
    #7 -_Lula_The_Devils_Mynx_-, May 9, 2014
  8. I* smh way to ruin my own pick up line lmao
     
    #8 -_Lula_The_Devils_Mynx_-, May 9, 2014
  9. That's how Trezn landed me 
     
    #9 iLeslieDrankUrWhiskey, May 9, 2014
  10. Lmfao Lula 
     
    #10 _____SmeIIy----_--__, May 9, 2014
  11.  is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them!!
     
    #11 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, May 10, 2014
  12. Hey girl I just wanted to tell you hi and I really don't do this too often but I'm curious of your brains match your beauty. Do the smart thing and. Let me get your number  don't bite my stuff please
     
    #12 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, May 10, 2014
  13. Hi I just noticed that you've been talking to mr.wrong. Let me introduce myself I'm Mr.Right
     
    #13 Pax_-Morrissey_boy, May 10, 2014
  14. Lula has got my vote for the best so far
     
    #14 Rehab_Mexi_khan, May 10, 2014
  15. Hey do you have a phone in you're back pocket. Cuz that booty be calling me.
     
    #15 -Winter_Rain-, May 10, 2014
  16. Hey, how many bones are in a human body?....want another one in you?
     
    #16 LelouchViBritannia-rebellion, May 10, 2014
  17. [​IMG]
    Your face, I like that ****.
     
    #17 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, May 10, 2014
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    #18 ---V_DarKilleR---, May 10, 2014
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