When I was 1 1/2 years old, I served my country as a marine, became a pilot, beat up a marine, had an 8 inch ****, had 69 pack abs. I win.
after i became 8 i defeated cancer by becominh lcbc , at 9 i decided to makeempire of lunatics at 12 i fought terrorists all over tje world at 14 i legalized weed and gay marriages at 16 i ruined pimd fr every1