Pun

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by ltachi, May 4, 2014.

  1. What is a pun?

    The pun, also called paronomasia or levrot jokes, is a form of word play that suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.


    Example:
    My friend's bakery burned down last week, now his business is toast.



    :D





    Post your best and funniest Puns!








    Disclaimer: This thread and its content is in no way relative to the #1 tutor VIP of Party in my Dorm.
     
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  3. All I got from this, is that Pun is a joke?
     
  4. I thought this was about Pun. I was thinking to myself that my night wasn't soiled after that other thread got locked. ?
     
  5. ? I can't think of any puns.
     
  6. Guys come on...


    Make some up!
     
  7. It IS about puns bro.
     
  8. R.I.P BIG PUN
     
  9. How does Jopo greet someone?
     
  10. Ummm... guys?




    Puns?
     
  11. My friend is a very dedicated medic....you could say his medicated


    Pun^ lmfao best i got jopo lol
     
  12. Aaaand nothing. Nice thread. 
     
  13. I didn't understand why the ball was getting bigger , then it hit me .
     
  14. I forgot how to throw a boomerang , but it came back to me
     
  15. There was a sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center , it said "keep off the grass"
     
  16. Jopo didnt like my pun....im a failure :'(

    *hangs self*
     
  17. What is the porpoise of this? (Pun guys. Pun)
     
  18. A character in Attack on Titan was found dead with half his body, he is now half the man he used to be

    Fans know who I am talking about, Retaking of Trost episodes
     
  19. "There was a man who entered a local newspaper's pun contest.

    He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

    Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

    :D