She's supposed to be my bae, but I'm silenced so she left me even though we don't talk. Anyways, can you guys PLEASE not ask her out or marry her? I really want to, but I have to wait until October! ? Oh, and if you do, I'm gift farming you until my broken heart is mended.
I'm gonna shove her head under the blankets when I fart for a good ten seconds. Then I'm gonna shit the bed while she's still under the blankets and make her clean it up.