Once upon a time, there was a pineapple that was the fairest in Fruitworld. Her name was Maria, and she was a purebred Pineapple Rican, and came from a VERY wealthy family. Although she was very beautiful, she loved making snotty remarks about other fruit's appearances. Now, in a region called Pawaii, there was a little pineapple called Fena, and she was a mixed orphan. Her mother, a mango, had died when a monstrous giant (man) grabbed her from her house and kidnapped her. Her father, a half-banana, half-pineapple, had run after the giant to try and stop him. Alas, to no avail, her father could not run anymore, and ran out of breathes. He died from having no air in his lungs being able to circulate fast enough. Fena lived with a very friendly Foster family, the Apples, and one day Fena was allowed to go to the city square to get some fresh air. On the same day, Maria had decided to go to the same city to gloat about her riches and her beauty. Fena had been hurrying to see the magnificent fountain in the center of the city when another pineapple tripped her. "Oh, I am soo sorry!" said Maria, her voice dripping with disgust as her new dress had now been stained. She smirked at Fena once, before pompously walking away. Fena did not know what to make of this. She was angry, yet surprised, and also a bit sad. Why had the rich girl tripped her? To humiliate her? To embarrass her? These questions, and many others like this, were rising through Fena's mind. She looked up at the sky, and rushed home because the sky was getting dark.
The next day, there was a festival in the land of Peaches! The festival was held every year, and it lasted a week. The festival was HUUUUGGEEEE, and there were wrestlers, flexible contortionists, tattooed people, dances, kissing booths, fire-breathing people, and much, MUCH more. The festival was called The Advent of Fruitworld, and in the fruity Bible, Steven and Fay ate from the Sacred Tree of Knowledge. With their new-found fruit knowledge, they built a civilization, which then multiplied, then multiplied, then multiplied, and this took 7 days. Anyways, the festival was in honor of this, and world wide, many foreign fruits came and celebrated. Fena and the Apples went every year, and so why wouldn't they go this year? Their plan was to go to the land of Peaches, rent a room for a week, and go to the festivals every day. Unfortunately or fortunately, however you may see this, Maria was also going to the festival with her family. She enjoyed flirting with the boys, breaking their hearts, and showing off her new clothes everyday, so this was the perfect opportunity for her. Her family was going to rent a castle near Peach land, and then buy a jet to fly to Peach land. On her mind, as she was packing, she was thinking of that dirty and insignificant mixed bred pineapple, and how that little bitçh had soiled a perfectly good dress. Maria didn't care much though. Her wardrobe was a whole room, and in it, Maria had more than 500 dresses, 600 shirts, 300 shorts/skirts, 700 jewelry pieces and 500 footwear. It was just one dress, and she had hundreds of others.
Fena had first decided to go to the wheeling coasters, so she went on StormSkipper. It was the most awesome wheeling coaster at the festival, but there was one she always dreaded going on. She never had the nerves to go on it. The Asteroid. The Asteroid starts off by going up a 88 degree angle, almost going straight up. Then it suddenly shoots down, and makes you turn upside down with it's first loop. Right when you think that the horror is over, IT DROPS!!! Then it goes backwards for a couple of seconds. Zooms forward, and you can feel your skin PRACTICALLY being pulled!!! It's also the faster wheeling coaster ever, as it goes 299 mph. After that pause, it spins and spins you around until you're dizzy, and another DROP!! Another loop, then you cruise for 30 seconds, relaxing and trying to catch your breath. Fena hadn't dared go on it, and probably wont. Ever. On the other hand, Maria was strutting through the festival, wearing hot pink lip gloss, lime green high heels, and a sparkly purple sequined dress. She was already accompanied by three fruits, Tim, Fred, and Vladimir. She was heading to the kissing booth when BAM! A noise was heard in the air. She screamed, ducked, and ran to the nearest shelter she could find. The BAM was caused by a human's foot. That meant that the human was there, at the festival. Perhaps it had come here to kidnap fruits. Perhaps it had come here to murder all the fruits. Nobody can ever predict a human's actions. But one thing for sure, you never want to be near a human. Fena had not been so lucky. She was in the middle of the festival, where there were many fruits and barely and shelter. She immediately dropped to the ground and reviewed her situation. If she stood up and ran to seek shelter, she would probably run into the human. If she stayed down, the human might accidentally step on her. She came to the conclusion that her situation was bad. VERY bad.
The human passed by. There were a few more BAM!s, but nobody was hurt nor kidnapped. The rest of the week passed casually. You don't really believe THIS, do yah??? Because this NOT what happened!!! The human, unusually gentle, picked Maria. "Let me go, you grotesque bit*h!!" Maria screamed. Unfortunately, that had no effect, as humans could not hear fruits in their fruity language. Humans probably don't even hear anything when a fruit is yelling. The human DID drop Maria though, because her prickly skin had hurt the human. It ran away, every fruit started to stare in awe at Maria. Fena had seen this, recognized Maria as the pineapple who had pushed her down at the city square. Later that night, there was a ball, in celebration of the prince of Fruitworld's 18th birthday. Of course Maria went, hoping that she would snare a royal prince. Fena didn't really have a decent gown, so she was afraid she would be ridiculed at the ball. The Apples, soo kind, lent her some money, so she could buy a gown. Then she did. Lol. It wad made of silk, and it was light blue. The neckline was a BIT too low for MY taste, but I guess it was still decent. Lemme tell you about the Prince of Fruitworld. His name was Dan (no, this has nothing to do with you, Danzo) and he was an Frenglish Pineapple. He was the seventh son of a seventh son, so it was rumored that he had magical powers *snort*. He was well educated, an he had a soft spot for children and animals. He was very friendly, and he wooed many fruits. He was also very athletic, you could see his fruit-muscles on his pineapple arms. He was also looking for a bride. His parents wanted someone from royal birth, but didn't really care as long as his bride truly loves him and he truly loved his bride.