The Weekly Implosion

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Hill_, Apr 22, 2014.

  1. THE WEEKLY IMPLOSION 2.0


    Issue #1

    The Weekly Implosion once one of the newsletters in forums with most issues has restarted. Looking for a fresh start now! HeroicDerp is collaborating with me on this newsletter so this time we have more things to bring to you besides the
    D... ifficult news.

    Lets go to Heroic with his news.
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    Headlines



    - Hey bud! Wanna pet my chick? - Ah, finally! The Easter Egg hunt has ended! We all know that the avatars are pretty great! I hope everyone got em! (I did not, though... :( )

    - Damn, these egg is amazing! - As the Easter Egg hunt ended, the developers also released the list of the winners for the DO-OR-DYE competition! We knew what our co players what kind of beautiful art they did on their eggs!

    - Apple or Android.. Hmmp! We all know what it is about.

    - Oh snap! Another kind of 'empire', replacing the BCS (No, not really) 'empire' (well at least BCS didn't annoy us totally). LUCEEEEEEEEH

    Hmmm. No dramas for now.. I guess.


    Hot Topics


    - Ow ow ow!! It hurts! Aaaaaah. - Hospital Experiences, pretty sure you had one. (We all had one)

    - I...Hill give my inaugural speech! - Opps, I remember, I'm not the PimD President :(. Seems like we had the new president! From some hours of the election, the thread quickly escalated and there was even some cheating shit happened in there.. (LUCY HOW DARE YOU) Congrats to _Warrior anyways.

    - Tropical or Snow? Tropical? Snow? - Well we had some poll around here about Tropical or Snow and where ( I choose Tropical - Hell. Lololol)



    Featured Person (Interview Time!)


    So right now we don't have any featured person to interview this time, POLL time!

    Who would you choose to be the featured person?

    Post below! The most voters of that soon to be featured person would be interviewed for the second Weekly Implosions Issue.



    Fun Section


    The random facts that are wrong?

    Did you know?


    •its possible to lead a cow downstairs but not upstairs

    •Honey is the food that spoils the fastest

    •you learn a lot in this section

    •Coca Cola was originally colored blue

    And as i did back in the old WI, you will always enjoy a pic of my dittle at the end of the facts:

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    Joke of the week  :lol:

    "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer nodded for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse."

    oh wow :lol:

    Picture of the week 

    Okay so in this section i show you 3 or 4 pictures/gifs and you vote for the one you liked most.

    These weeks pics:

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    Carl you did not just do that

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    choose your fave pic and vote!

    Please remmember to vote XD




    Announcements 


    In this section you can wall us or pm us announcements or notes you would like to be published here. for example ill leave the old announcements from the old weekly implosion:

    Club Zeta Beta Tau accepting any player, please join ️

    Dittle Was here~~~
    So was Qin~~~~
    So was Rebecca-rose~~~
    So was Jake

    I was here too~


    Jod was here


    Chewy was looking while you were sleeping

    0_o

    If someone wants me to announce something in this section let me know... 





    Have a great week 


    any comments or ideas that can help us make the weekly implosion better for the reader please let us know! 


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    - Heroix
     
  2. Lol nice but about those "empires"...
     
  3. I wish coca cola was still blue, I would drink it then ?
     
  4. You do know all those facts are made up right?
     
  5. ? alright
     
  6. but the hunt hasnt ended yet 
     
  7. ._. Fail this was for next week
     
  8. The chicken is the best part.
     
  9. Oh wait.. Not

    Its for laters.. ??
     
  10. I believe coca cola was originally green though.
     
  11. Nice  keep it up
     
  12. I nominate myself.

    Cause I can, and I gotz dat sass.
     
  13. Question.

    If you're about to fart, but you hold it in.
    Does that count as an implosion? LOL
     
  14. I think so xD
     
  15. And yes coca-cola was originally green
     
  16. Sorry for the grammar mistakes ???