Me and a buddy and my uncle all headed to a club in my town called guitars and Cadillacs Saturday night,everything is going smooth when we first show up, I'm checking out the scene, feeling good and proud that I worked out earlier that day,next thing you know I'm slamming beers back to back, my buddy and uncle or taking it a little slower,hours later I'm feeling good and I start hitting on some dudes chick, turns out he was a marine, the Guy confronts me, I push him and step back, and next thing u know my uncle just starts pounding the guys face in, I ended up finding out the dude had to go to the hospital, we almost got in trouble but man it was an epic night
The moral of the story: Everyones a tough guy when they got liquid courage and people on their side Scud
You got lucky. If it wasn't for that no-no touching "uncle" that punched the guy, you would've ended with casts.
Lmao op now THAT was hilarious. I wont sit here and brag on my credentials, but to put it simply, NO you cannot.
I read the entire thing... Guitars and Cadillacs is a good song, and there's a bar of the same name here in my town.