Crush Advice Maybe?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 8_inches, Apr 21, 2014.

  1. Hey, first let me tell you that I am relatively new to this game, and still definitely a noob. So sorry for any misterming... and please generally try to refrain from hating, if possible 
    But anyway, yeah I'm a freshman in hs, I have this crush, I go to an all boy's school and she goes to our sister school, so I don't see her every day.. besides that, pretty typical. So to get down to the point, I have a few specific questions I'd like to ask.. preferably to a girl, but if a guy is willing, I appreciate it equally as much. So if you would be kind enough and think you may be able to help, please private message me  (or whatever you call it, again, I'm a noob ). thanks.
     
  2. Well. First of all, girls know what 8 inches look like. We all use rulers. Don't lie about that. 5 inches never looks like 8.
     
  3. If your a freshman in high school, your not 17+ therefore, you're too young.
     
  4. If you're younger than 17 but have parents consent I believe you're able to play.
     
  5. can we not I made this name like 2 years ago lol I literally redownloaded this game a couple hours ago
     
  6. And you never know, he could've flunked a few grades.
     
  7. I did 
    17 and a sophomore. Hop on it
     
  8. I like how he's asking for advice, and you guys talk about him being underaged. 

    8 inches at your freshman year? Thats probably 4, bro.
     
  9. Almost a 4
     
  10. I wonder how this would've gone if my name were different, even though it's a joke as it is
     
  11. You can probably make 4 inches look like 8 if your tried maybe?
     
  12. I just feel bad about the all boys school. Good luck with the girl.
     
  13. But it's like this, you must get your mini shovel and dig deeper into the hole, put your heart and SOUL into every DIG!
     
  14. Spitfire, drugs/weed make anything look larger then it actually is

    ITS A WALKING TOASTER THAT SHOOTS WAFFLES
     
  15. Or you can water it every night before you go to sleep for maximum growth, kinda like you would with a plant/flower.
     
  16. This poor kid never got any good advise
     
  17. actually two people did message me ^ so I'm ok.
     
  18. Don't be a creeper. And some freshman at my school are hot so if u cute u be okay.
     
  19. First. Your crush must know you exist!
    Now run along now little boy