PimD Inaugural Speech 0.00013698630137 score and 7 beers ago I was elected President of the fabulous CommonWealth of Party in my Dorm. I would like to begin by applauding the efforts of Lucy and all of the other crazy people who ran against me. I want the commonwealth to know I love and care about every one of you, except for the Pervs, noobs, idiots, and pedos. But that's not the point, we need to talk about my leadership policies. As a president without congress I hope to put the D in Dictator as well as all of you as well. I will of course need a "secretary" to attend to my needs...for which I will appoint Foxy. The other positions will be filled by me with time as I work alongside pimd_community in developing a better campus to live on. Now, the budget, well considering I have not been giving a set budget by the makers of the game yet, I will not worry about expenses because I'm sure the university staff will cover it. I will providing free drink dispensers to be placed around campus, but know how the large majority of our CommonWealth is Pervs the dispensers will be shaped like cow teats to please those that can't get the action from anywhere else. I will also provide free knowledge to anyone that asks about anything except inappropriate stuff...seriously go ask your parents kids. They will tell you some story of birds and bees and don't worry the story is very educational. Additional installments to the budget will be added where needed along the course of my infinite term. Now back to my cabinet, I have chosen STD_RevolutionaryWolf to be my Vice-President of the CommonWealth because of his awesome comics. His comics will help convey my messages to the portion of the populace that seeming cannot understand or speak English through pictorial representation. This is important because we do not want to be the United States that has a population to which a substantial number of is either not properly educated on politics or doesn't give a flying ****. Reading a comic is fun and not boring like politics! Kaname will be the Minister of War and will be given all of the privileges that entails. Finally, Chance (PWND) will be my personal assistant and help me with what ever I need .That shall conclude my inaugural speech there will be more speeches in the future providing updates.
I feel like it's kinda sad that you wrote all that. But eh, whatever floats your boat. But idk it made me laugh so coolio.
I will assassinate you and your whole committee. Pervs, Idiots, Noobs, Pedos, united! P.I.N.P.U! Shall rise over this corrupted government
I hereby declare myself to be the true and legitimate President of the Party in my Dorm. I will form a shadow Government and we shall overtake this usurper! Long live Hydra! Long live Hydra! Long live Hydra! ️