How to get a hot summer fling

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Rise_Of_The_Fox, Apr 20, 2014.

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    Thanks. Why did they change that
     
  2. I have never been to the place that you people call the "outside".

    Please elaborate the "outside".
     
  3. The outside is a scary place. There are other ...humans there. And there are these things called cars and if you're crossing a street, they might hit you. Also, there's this place called the "gym" I'm not really sure what it is yet. It's full of sweaty, fat men in too small of shirts hitting on college students.

    For an appropriate reaction to the outside: see my face in the above image.
     
  4. That's a little too short lol
     
  5. Those chins tho. :3
     
  6.  Wanna lick the crumbs from them?

    AND MY HAIR IS SHORT AND WONDERFUL. I NEVER HAVE TO BRUSH IT AND CUTE PEOPLE PLAY WITH IT
     
  7. I keep my hair short cause I don't really know what to do with it lol. But you're a girl.. It should be in your DNA
     
  8. So?

    You're a guy, it's in your DNA stick your dick in everything. Yet I don't see a thread asking for help because you got a "pencil" stick in your mom's shampoo bottle.
     
  9. The outside... I dislike humans. I dislike everything else. One day I shall turn into a hermit, live on the top of a mountain, have really long hair, and be immortal.
     
  10. "MY HAIR IS SHORT AND WONDERFUL."  I lol'd.
     
  11. Justin let me braid all of your hair together so you're truly free.
     
  12. I didn't say you shouldn't keep it short lol. It's just not like the picture of that guy you showed us. I thought you wanted it to be like his
     
  13. OH YEA I STILL DO AND I CAN SPIKE IT LIKE THAT BUT ONLY ON WEDNESDAYS.

    ps you should make that thread.
     
  14. Why only wednesdays lol?

    And no, I don't go sticking my dick in everything.
     
  15.  I do. And because I don't even know, makes hump day better.
     
  16. I remember you! Old school player ^.^ I love your threads??
     
  17. Omfg i dont fucking know you, but nice bod
     
  18. Ari is a sexy lesbian now <3
     
  19. Thanks strangers and person who enjoys my presence 

    Phil boooo