PIMD RUMOURS  ATA Sty

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -Ahli-LovesMike, Apr 18, 2014.

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    Well hello there.. 

    Sooo, you've all seen the suggestion threads pimders make, right? Maybe even made one yourself.. Well, ATA have been listening, and after months of eavesdropping Pimd_C, I am pleased to announce that ATA have got some HUGE things coming our way!  Here are the Top 10 things ATA is planning to release, all intended to promote harmony within the community 

    WARNING The following may cause heart palpitations and excessive jaw-dropping. It is advised you hold on to your device firmly to prevent accidental droppage 

    *Disclaimer* The following is complete and utter nonsense, and is NOT to be taken literally 

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    That's right, kids! You heard it here first! ATA is giving in and taking away the hire button!!  As of April 31st, all the tutes you own, and your current pupil, will remain the same until you reset.. That said, if you do reset, no one will be able to volley you, and you'll have to bid for tutes..  For further info, please see Rumour #7

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    In addition to the 'No Hire Button' change, ATA is also removing the battle button  No more battle list, no more farming, no more losing money  Pretty exciting stuff, huh? Still not sure if this change is due to ATA wanting peace, or if they got sick of whiny emails about "so-and-so hit me, ban them " You'll still be able to war though, see info in Rumour #6

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    To compensate for the loss of money-making due to no tute trading or farming, ATA is going to deposit 1T in the bank of players that log in daily  That's right, 1T daily!  Of course, that money will become redundant once everyone is t6bc and can't freely buy tutes.. ?

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    Finally, right?!  no longer will anyone have to be kicked.. EVER!  You could have all the active players in PIMD in one club, and no one could freaking stop you! It'd be like campus, only free of the restriction of 5 speakers a day! Dibs on never being admin! 

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    That's right! 1 in 3 people every party will receive a hypnocat!  That means more Cat Cafe parties, and more useless money!  And you're gonna need them! With every active person on pimd in you're club, you're gonna have to hit the party before you blink, or it'll be gone 

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    For all the oldies that won't be too thrilled about the removal of the battle button, pimd has come up with a great idea for you!  Adjustable wars! You wanna war, but you've gotta go to work tomorrow?  No problem! Just hit fast forward, and watch time fly by!  You can skip hours at a time, and there's nothing opp can do about it.. They can't even farm you later 

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    This new feature is probably the most long-awaited of all.. The PIMD marketplace  This little baby will put scammers out of business, and make tute trading a little more like that scene from 'Taken' (Nick knows what I mean ). You wanna sell your 2012 scav items for 10b, here's the place to do it! You wanna buy an active tute, you've gotta check who's for sale, and outbid everyone else  sheer brilliance, ATA 

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     I heard that, before the battle button is removed on April 31st, Pimd_C is going to wage an eavesdrop war, A La Redzy! You're not gonna know what hit you, but BAM!! 50 Ed notifs!  Not sure what the point of this is, but I suspect Pimd_C is a closet perv  Either that, or Pimd_C is like a kid on the last day of school, spreading mischief and anarchy 

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    You feel like being a soulless redhead today? Wanna look more tanned, and mix up your outfit?  Well, you'll soon be able to!  Customisable avatars are coming our way! With 32,690 new options, no two avi's will ever look the same!  That said, just remember "blue and green should not be seen without a colour in between" 

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    Still want more?!  Well, live it up, kid! Your wish is granted!  For the whole month of May, ATA is granting every wish you can think of (one wish a day per person). The possibilities are only limited by your imagination! You might wish for something as small as a coloured name of your choice in campus  or you could go as big as VIP #1 for a day (sorry Mulva )! You might wish your stats were 999,999,999/999,999,999 or you had 999T on hand.. ATA will grant your wish  and if you're still not satisfied, it's only 24 hours, and you can make your next wish!  Positively splendid! 

    And there you have it.. 

    Some big, exciting (and slightly confusing) changes coming to our beloved pimd!  Are you psyched?  what's your first wish gonna be? What do you want your avi to look like? Are you gonna mess with oppo in war by changing the time remaining? Looking forward to selling those damn berets? 

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    Just to repeat the word 'imagination'  This is all bollocks, people!
     
  2. ?Aaand the subject cut off.. ATA does not have a sty.. ?I hope..
     
  3. I love the faces on the pictures. Great job with this! Amazing thread.
     
  4. This is amazing. I must say I giggled. But, since it's you, Ahli, I never expect less.


    Faaaabulous!!
     
  5. Lol wht is this
     
  6. thank you kids! 
     
  7.  I love the faces
     
  8.  they're awesome emoji, huh?
     
  9. hilarious thread OP :lol:

    even though I actually do like the market idea :D
     
  10. It made me laugh literally Ahli.  A great thread. 
     
  11. WHAT THE WHAT!? LOL THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
     
  12. Oh em gee

    Absolute brilliance as always Ahli! Love it 
     
  13. Great job Ahli  been missing your stuff! And yes, I know what you mean about that market. 
     
  14. SUPPORT :roll:
     
  15. Love your threads Ahli and this one is awesome !!!
     
  16. Lmao yea right and pigs fly 