The Troubles of Being a Toast

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. There are many hardships involved with being a Toast. I'm going to share with you my troubles.

    1) Being a Toast makes it easy to make new friends. The downside is they usually want to eat you.

    2) Being a Toast makes it hard to complete every day tasks. You're so short you can't even reach the bottom of anything. Showering is a definite no unless you want to end up a pile of soggy crumbs and clog the drain.

    3) Playing PimD is almost impossible without the use of arms and legs. I have to use "talk to text" to type anything.

    4) For some reason people are always asking to spread their jelly on you. Gross. I don't even want to know where your jelly came from. Grapes? That's nasty.

    These are just a few of the problems to being a Toast. But I am strong. I can manage.

    I am Toast 
     
    #1 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  2. I like buttery toast  who likes jam?
     
    #2 Sammi, Apr 16, 2014
  3. I want to eat you, but I love you enough to only nibble occasionally.
     
    #3 CatLady, Apr 16, 2014
  4.  I'm dying here
     
    #4 -iPrince-, Apr 16, 2014
  5. Are you brown or white bread? And do you use a plate? I have so many questions right now ★'.･.LOVE~(^▽^(^▽^*)~LOVE.･.･:☆
     
    #5 my-BAD-HammerMeltzInYourMouth, Apr 16, 2014
  6. I can answer those Chaos..
     
    #6 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 16, 2014
  7. #Selfie.

     
    #7 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 16, 2014
  8. Bow likes showing off my selfies 
     
    #8 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  9. <3
     
    #9 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 16, 2014
  10. You sent it to me lol, i just help with posting and resizing the picture
     
    #10 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 16, 2014
  11. I can't because I have no hands 

    much appreciation
     
    #11 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  12. That just added more questions...are they real? Are they glutten free? Do the crumbs match the crust? ;-P
     
    #12 my-BAD-HammerMeltzInYourMouth, Apr 16, 2014
  13. Chaos, you must be pretty sick, seek help.
     
    #13 I_Wont_Bow_Down_To_No_Man, Apr 16, 2014
  14. 1 - White toast 
    2 - no plates
    3 - VERY real 
    4 - not gluten free 
    5 - the crust is darker 
     
    #14 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  15. I prefer whole wheat toast and here I thought we were meant to be my sweet toasty
     
    #15 -_A_-Legwarmers, Apr 16, 2014
  16. White bread Toast IS sweet  you're just healthy 
     
    #16 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  17. Where's the cheese? Turn him into a grilled cheese! 
     
    #17 AriaLHM, Apr 16, 2014
  18. So now we talk to our food?
     
    #18 -Kn0wledge-, Apr 16, 2014
  19. Problem? *Magical RP hairflip* 
     
    #19 EmoDavid, Apr 16, 2014
  20. 
     
    #20 Ryan, Apr 16, 2014
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