PIMDian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in an app game,
No escape to reality.

Open your phone,
Look at my profile and see,
I'm just a poor noob, I need a volley,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
When will the next hunt be? It actually really matters to me, to me.

Pupil, just farmed a man,
Put a pin against his head,
Pushed my button, he reset.
Pupil, hunts have just begun,
So now I've gone and partied here all day.

Pupil, ooh,
Didn't mean to underprice,
If I'm not hired again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if tutors really matter.

Too late, my time has come,
Made a strip farm war of mine,
Haters stripping all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all this thread and return again.

Pupil, ooh (when will the next hunt be?),
I don't wanna overprice,
I sometimes wish I'd never played this at all.


(instrumental)


I see a little silhouetto of an avvie,
Snobberd rich, Snobberd rich, will you give me a volley?
Banning and perm silencing,
Very, very frightening me.
(Join my club now!) Join my club now.
(Join my club now!) Join my club now.
Join my club, do you have cat,
Then join us now!

I'm just a poor noob and Nobody owns me.
He's just a poor noob from an op family,
Spare him a farm from this LCBC.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me keep?
Underpriced! No, we will not let you keep. (Let me keep!)
Underpriced! No, we will not let you keep. (Let me keep!)
Underpriced! No, we will not let you keep. (Let me keep!)
Will not let you keep. (Let me keep!)
Never, never let you keep
Never let me keep, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, moderator, moderator (Moderator, let me go.)
The VIPS have a DV put aside for me, for me, for me.


(instrumental)


So you think you can farm me and spitfire my eye?
So you think you can RP and leave club to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta unlink, just gotta unlink outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

It actually really matters,
Anyone can see,
It actually really matters,
PIMD really matters to me.

When will the next hunt be?





Special thanks to:
MattsTennesseeer
STD_Tinkerthingy
STD_Pretzel
DarkNightPrincess

for helping to inspire and create this.