 #Duckfaceselfie.

There's something I've been searching for, for quite a long time now.

I felt as if here was something inside me that only a certain something could fill.

I didn't understand what it was for a long, long, long time. I'd pace the room, back and forth, day and night. All day. All night. All the time.

I knew it was:
Something round.

Something that I could stare at, touch and feel.

Something I could play with and watch it bounce.


Then it came to me! I NEED A BALL!

My calling in life was to play basketball!

So I went to the store and bought a basketball. After a few weeks of basketball, I figure out that basketball wasn't it.



Then it really came to me

It needed to be:

Something round.

Something that I could stare at, touch and feel.

Something I could play with and watch it bounce.

Something BIG.


So I went out to the mall, as I walked in the door a girl was just coming out of a shoe store. SHE HAD THE BIGGEST ASS I'D EVER SEEN.

Then I figured out what I was missing.
ASS
I needed ass.

:cry:

This is a story that means very much to me. <3



Like seriously though, if you read this entire thread, props to you.

 

It was about my quest for ass.

 

Anyways, let me continue.



After I figured out it was ass in which I needed, I got some from a random girl named "Kristina" ,_,


#LostMyAssVirginity

 

,_, Get off my thread, noob.

 

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LOL