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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by asiancupcake, Apr 10, 2014.

  1. i got subway and i ate so many cookies

    im so fucking bloated put me on a dolly and roll me off a cliff pls i cant be seen in public like this there are crumbs all over ugh hashtag bye i cant

    i cant live like this i cant
     
  2. I see the word dolly. Hi I'm a doll
     
  3. Cupcake, not like you look any different any other time lol..
    Short, round and chubby!
    #CupcakeFoLyfe.
     
  4. lmao u wish ur body could roll like mine HIT IT
     
  5. I do..
    Then i'd get on a snow alp and roll down into a massive snow ball LOL!

    buuut.. Oh well, i should've named myself oompa loompa or something
     
  6. yeah so willy wonka could shove a chocolate bar up ur ass
     
  7. We don't need to know your fetishes lol.
    Don't be hating on oompa loompa's though, them mother fuckers can rhyme!
     
  8. yeah rhyme something u cant do cuz u a basic bitch
     
  9. Oompa loompa's can freestyle like a boss, anytime anywhere.

    Unfortunately, i'm not an oompa loompa...
    SadLyfe
     
  10. ur not an oompa loompa cuz god decided that he'd make something uglier aka you RIP
     
  11. lolololololol
     
  12. The burn lol..
    Maybe i should use loreal..
     
  13. even loreal couldnt help you recover from the ugly god gave you
     
  14. Wdf was i thinking..
    I'm not worth it lol
     
  15. I'm not round enough like a cupcake.
    SoSad