How to make a pointless thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Apr 2, 2014.

  1. HOW TO MAKE A POINTLESS THREAD 

    Third-party advertisement

    Yes. Good examples are "___" and "___". Oh, and lets not forget "___"

    Mod applications

    It doesn't hurt to ask, right? Right! Be sure to include words such as 'think' and 'how'.

    Silence complaint

    Everybody LOVES these. So why not bash mods for not doing their job right or not on all the time? Don't be afraid to show a bit of anger as well.

    Hating on someone/something

    Make sure you know the username and if you know the persons name, type it!

    One word starters

    These are somewhat popular. A word like 'More' would never get as much reaction as the word 'Durr'. So make sure you put random letters and vowels beside each other.

    Random info we already know

    It's always nice to keep us well informed and keep us reminded

    Must haves

    In order to have a successful pointless thread, you must always have:

    -Spelling mistakes

    Eg. Ratr i'm a dinosaue

    -Lower case and upper case letters

    Eg. RaWr I'm A dInOsAuR

    -Text style typing

    Eg. R@wr im a dinosawr

    Have all those and get:

    R@Tr Im A dInOsAwE

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    Remember, pointless threads are pointless and attention-seeking ?

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  2. This is a fine example of one ?
     
  3. This should be a sticky
     
  4. Exactly :cool:



    It's about time someone actually got this thread. 
     
  5. lmao best guide ever 
     
  6. OMG [insert name here] I won't disclose who you are, but this thread doe.
     
  7. The longer you look at the gif, the faster it goes..
     
  8. I'm proud. :cry:
     
  9. ██(,_, ) ██ /: ██ ( ,-,) ██ :\ ██ (,_, )██
    Useless thread is useless.
     
  10. This is for so many people! You all know who you are! Actually you probably don't but we do! Shame on you! 
     
  11. I feel as though this thread is not needed. It has some how been encrypted into most of our minds.

    We know how to make a useless thread. Its like telling us to eat soup with a spoon. Only spitfire eats soup with knives.


    But good job and good effort. But not needed.


    Also. Dnt 4gt 2 mentin ppl wu tlk lyk dis in der thredz
     
  12. Some people obviously has no sense of humor.
     
  13. Fantastic guide. I'll be sure to use this daily.
     
  14. Damn. Thought you already are?
     
  15. YEAHHHH! POINTLESS THREADS FTW!
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    Oh and Dear Jester you unfortunately also forgot about the numerous Kiss my ass and I kiss your's Threads.. Story of my life threads.. and OH BABY I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU AND I LOVE YOUR BOOBS AND I LOVE YOUR FACE AND I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY AND YOUR LACK OF PRECEPTION <3 OH I LOVE YOU 4EVER&EVER&EVER&EVER Threads.

    But never the less.. Insightful work.
     
  16. Jester, I made this thread a little over a year ago when such threads existed.  They were everywhere.

    I just decided to repost when I changed names 
     
  17. People posted Mod applications on threads?
    Holy Peanut butter and cheese.