Bucket List of a Psycho

I've been diagnosed with a psychotic mind, I need a therapist,
Edgy, no morals and unpredictable like a terrorist,
The shrink tried to calm me down, no headbutts, kicks or fist,
Instead be creative through thought, write a bucket list,
When I handed him my paper, he got the red pen out, it was rejected,
He looked in my eyes, no form of emotion was detected,
I guess it wasn't what he had hoped, not what he expected,
Security was called, i got thrown out his office, ejected,
Apparently it's not normal to list that you want to release a virus,
Fly a chopper over the Grand Canyon...and kick out Miley Cyrus,
Walk through a funeral shouting 'This is Sparta', Leonidas,
Paint my hands gold, convince the greeks I descend from King Midas,
He said it's not normal to think about worshipping a satanic leader,
Or selling lies to desperate folk, claiming I'm a mind reader,
He told me I was the lowest of the low, a bottom feeder,
Yet couldn't help but agree with the words wood chipper and Justin Bieber,
It's not ethical to make a fur coat out of an endangered giant panda,
I'm not glorious but a basterd, he said I'm twisted like Hans Landa,
But Doc gave me a tip before booting me out with a back hander,
My anger management technique now is singing 'I feel pretty', Adam Sandler.

Slow day at work?

 

^ I watched Anger Management last night?

 

You are aware I just wrote that Justin, right? It's not real.

 

Thanks for the feedback. I may write more if you think they're alright.