Joke #2

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by -D_G-Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure-, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. There was a man who lived on the 5th balcony on an apartment balcany when one day, on the 3rd floor he saw a woman wearing the skimpiest bathing suit he ever saw. for three days straight he watched her and then sent a string down with a note reading "pull on the string once if you wanna sleep with me. If not, pull slowly 20 times, then fast another 10 .
     
    #1 -D_G-Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure-, Apr 1, 2014
  2. LOL.

    The string was connected to his dick. 
     
    #2 FrozenSnow, Apr 1, 2014
  3. Yes ^
     
    #3 -D_G-Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure-, Apr 1, 2014
  4. Or was the string his actual dong? Idk how pleasureful a string is wrapped around a hotdog. Its more painful choking.
     
    #4 NO-ONE-HERE, Apr 1, 2014
  5.  I was thinking that too






    #FroNana
     
    #5 FrozenSnow, Apr 1, 2014
  6.  lmao so true
     
    #6 cloudycuddles, Apr 1, 2014
  7. That's true.
     
    #7 FallenAngel12321, Apr 1, 2014
  8. he might of lubed the string so
     
    #8 -D_G-Jojos_Bizarre_Adventure-, Apr 1, 2014
  9. You mean lubed his dick?

    Putting lube on the string really wouldn't help.





    #FroNana
     
    #9 FrozenSnow, Apr 1, 2014
  10. If he lubed it wouldn't that just make it slip off ?
     
    #10 VT-RST_iCinderellaSlipItInGood, Apr 1, 2014
  11. Confused
     
    #11 iKevinTheTimeTraveller, Apr 1, 2014
  12. The struggle right now e.e
     
    #12 FrozenSnow, Apr 1, 2014
  13. visual I didn't need
     
    #13 SwanQueen_BullyBrat_PropOAisha, Apr 1, 2014
  14. 
     
    #14 CatLady, Apr 1, 2014
  15. :cry:
     
    #15 iKevinTheTimeTraveller, Apr 1, 2014
  16. You can actually use a string?
     
    #16 -China_Doll-, Apr 2, 2014
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