In need of a sugar daddy

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by OhhHello, Mar 30, 2014.

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  1. I'm a nooby noob and can't bring myself to work for my stats so I need a nice strong sugar daddy to give me all I need in pimd. You may post your resume on my wall, only serious inquiries only.

    Requirements:
    - Must satisfy my financial needs as well as my emotional needs (and boy am I a basket case)
    - Cannot say no to me (but trust me if you saw this face how could you?)
    - No weirdos.... (Yeah that explains itself)

    Let the race begin?
     
    #1 OhhHello, Mar 30, 2014
  2. ? meeeee
     
    #2 -TGS-_-BlueSin-, Mar 30, 2014
  3. I'm not male, but we live in a modern world 
     
    #3 -TGS-_-BlueSin-, Mar 30, 2014
  4. Baby, I'll be all that you need and more.

    I would post on your wall but I'm too lazy.

    Name: Herbert G. Longdong
    Status: Married with two kids, but I don't love her anymore I just don't want to give her half of my shit.
    Where I live: Under the Golden Gate Bridge
    Orientation: Trisexual
    Gender: Prefer not to say
     
    #4 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  5. Stack on decks, patron on ice.
    We can pop bottle aaall night, baby you can have whatever you like
    ?
     
    #5 RaeHyde, Mar 30, 2014
  6. Also, I have no money but I can please your sexual needs. <3 :D
     
    #6 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  7. Sadly I already have a sugar momma  my wonderful pup has filled that vacancy.
     
    #7 OhhHello, Mar 30, 2014
  8. Sorry ladies 
     
    #8 OhhHello, Mar 30, 2014
  9.  I'm not enough for you?!
     
    #9 FishyFishaaay, Mar 30, 2014
  10. Name : rid
    Age : 12
    Gender : hemaphrodite
    Im a amoeba
    I can give u 10000T dvp
    Interested?
     
    #10 _RiddLe_, Mar 30, 2014
  11. I was interested. Rude.
     
    #11 -TGS-_-BlueSin-, Mar 30, 2014
  12. I have a guy avi but I'm a girl.  does that count?
     
    #12 JAAZ, Mar 30, 2014
  13. Smh..sounds more like you need a life
     
    #13 SYN_Princess_Carol, Mar 30, 2014
  14. Try making friends with people in your RL
     
    #14 renamed15156, Mar 30, 2014
  15. Moist towelettes.
     
    #15 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  16. Is this a thing? I want free stuff too. I'm going to post in wc saying so shortly, as I do all the time, but, really? A sugar daddy? Really? Wtf. :(
     
    #16 boobookiti, Mar 30, 2014
  17. Obviously I'm too crazy to make friends in real life, That's why im asking on here  sheesh.
     
    #17 OhhHello, Mar 30, 2014
  18. Cool.. u r too crazy to make friends on real life
     
    #18 _RiddLe_, Mar 30, 2014
  19. So you are trying to imply that you look good in real life? I bet not if so you need a life trying to come onto a game trying to find love!
     
    #19 Fu, Mar 30, 2014
  20. ^
    :roll:
     
    #20 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
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