Family Guy in a Nutshell. 

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vice, Mar 30, 2014.

  1. If you think about it, the Griffin Family is very strange.  This thread I mostly for the people who don't watch Family Guy.

    I'll explain the Griffin Family only and who they are.  So bear with me.


    First, we have Peter Griffin.
    People who watch family guy would think that he's fat, stupid and an alcoholic, but he's much more than that. 

    Born in Mexico because his mother was afraid of discrimination, she tried to get an abortion in Mexico but Peter was born instead. Became a citizen in the United States in his 40's I believe.

    Peter's alcoholic drinking and fighting comes from his real father who is Irish. Also met in his 40's. 


    Bear with me, I only half know what I'm doing. 

    Then there's Lois Griffin.
    Peter's wife who some would say "hot as fuck".  I don't see how cartoons can be hot but whatever floats your boat.

    Lois Griffin is actually Jewish and has found out when her and Peter went to the hospital because they thought she had breast cancer.

    She does nothing but cook, do laundry, shop and clean the house.  Very ideal wife if not for the constant nagging at Peter.


    Then we have Meg Griffin.
    18 year old punching bag.  Everybody hates her. Her own parents belittle her and care very little for her.

    But without her in the picture, the entire family would destroy each other and nothing would happen there. 

    Her parents had tried to abort her and even tried to leave her at the fire station when she was a baby. 

    Due to a medical condition, her heart isn't in the right place; it's actually where her brain should be.  And that's why she wears a hat everyday.

    But when she does fall in love, she will go to extremes to get what she wants. Eg. Has ties up Brian Griffin and almost had sexual intercourse if not caught early, harbored a fugitive for love, etc.

    Next we have Christopher Griffin.
    Not very bright for a 16 year old. A team of councilors are trying to figure out what grade he is in.

    Has lived in fear of an evil monkey in his closer until they came to terms with it. It now lives elsewhere but that's another story.

    I don't know much else about him. 


    Now we have Stewart Gilligan Griffin. 
    A super genius no more than 2 or 3(?) years old. Has invented the time machine only to cause the Big Bang.

    He is matricidal meaning that he is obsessed with killing Lois except for the fact that he never has. Nor that he can.

    He has hopped around with Brian Griffin to numerous dimensions only to get stuck in a world where dogs and humans have switched places.

    Direct descendant to Leonardo Da Vinci and has killed his counter part, Bertram which he met when he was sperm.


    Last, we have Brian Griffin.
    8 year old talking dog who was saved from an overpass. He was born in a litter of 8 in Texas. Stewie Griffin has personally sought out the other 7 and killed them all to get Brian to get him to Hannah Montana's show.

    He's saved Stewie more than once. One from time going backwards at an accelerated rate which Brian, himself, cause.

    He's legalized marijauna by doing a song with Stewie and even illegalized it as well.


    So far that's all I have.  If anyone else has anything to include, please do so.

    TL;DR
    There is no TLDR. Get out.
     
  2. TS; DR (too short, didn't read)
     
  3. I love family guy. I like this thread. So far anyway - still reading.
     
  4. I had to skim after meg. But sounds about right.
     
  5. This is pretty cool. Someone should do something like this about Courage The Cowardly Dog too (It's a weird ass show).
     
  6. Oh my god I haven't seen that show in forever.

    Also Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
    <3 :cry:
     
  7. I've never seen Courage 

    I actually don't even have Tv 

    I do have Family Guy seasons 6-12 on DVD 