 pull up the toilet seat

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014.

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  1. I dare you.
     
    #1 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014
  2. What if I told you I'm sitting on the toilet?
     
    #2 Webby, Mar 30, 2014
  3. What if I tell you that i'm lurking on you through your window.
     
    #3 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014
  4. What if I said I'm standing outside your window taking pictures of u takin a shower.....
     
    #4 00_SpilltheTeaNilla, Mar 30, 2014
  5. I actually looked up at the window
     
    #5 Webby, Mar 30, 2014
  6. I slipt and fell... Can you throw some toiletpaper out of the window? I think I shit on myself when I hit the ground. The impact was strong.
     
    #6 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014
  7. What are you all doing in my house. Go use your own toilets.
     
    #7 -China_Doll-, Mar 30, 2014
  8. I like when I pee then later on I get yelled at for leaving the seat up.
     
    #8 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  9. My sleepwalking husband just peed on the toilet seat...I swear I'm gonna learn to pee standing up..Grrrrr ?
     
    #9 -AmandaKay-, Mar 30, 2014
  10. ^ grroooossss
     
    #10 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  11. What if we glued the seat so we can't pull it down... Women will be destroyed!
     
    #11 Royale_Kaname_Will_Never_Die, Mar 30, 2014
  12. Agreed banana
     
    #12 -AmandaKay-, Mar 30, 2014
  13. Sometimes I'm lazy and don't use my hands to pee.
     
    #13 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  14. This thread........
     
    #14 That_Witch_BunBun, Mar 30, 2014
  15. You guys do know that there's a funnel thingy invented for girls so they can pee standing up right?
     
    #15 ----------_JUSTlN_------------, Mar 30, 2014
  16. Sometimes I'm bored and I do Helicopter Dick while I pee.

    It looks golden majestic.
     
    #16 MrJester, Mar 30, 2014
  17.  I hate when it's late at night, I have to piss and someone leaves the toilet seat up. ._. I basically fall in the toilet.
     
    #17 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
  18. I sometimes have my pee hole pointing STRAIGHT into the toilet hole and my pee still shoots to the left or right.
     
    #18 NO-ONE-HERE, Mar 30, 2014
  19. That's like a wild garden hose....
     
    #19 -AmandaKay-, Mar 30, 2014
  20.  Sitting backwards on the toilet while pissing.

    #LifeChangingExperience
     
    #20 FrozenSnow, Mar 30, 2014
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