Cheesy Pick Up Lines?

are you flappy bird?? because you get my pipe hard girl hahaha

 

I dont know its chessy or not but here you go lol " is that a phone in your back pocket?? because your booty is calling me"

 

Do you like to Draw? Cuz I put the D in raw..

 

Damn these are terrible

 

Take ur time babe, cuz i be waiting evry single day

 

I lost my number Can I get yours?

 

Do you sell hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand...

 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

Me: You Look Like My First Wife
Girl: How Many Wives Did You Have?
Me: None!!!
(Boooooooooom)
I Hope You Guys Get It???

 

 Read this one off the internet:
Girl i may not be Mr. Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock.

 

Gay people don't use pickup lines..lol.
I just like "your face.i like that shit"

 

Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

 

Are you sure you're not ketchup? Cause I swear, my hotdogs want you bad

 

You: Whats your name beautiful
Her: Olivia
You: Oh really? My wife's named that........well shes not my wife.... In fact we just met

 

Boy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Boy: How many drinks have you had tonight
Girl: Only a few.
Boy: Alright, well lets have sex.
Girl: Okay.

;-; The great American tale of drunken bar love.

 

Hey girl are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you!

 

(Anti pick up line)

Are you from Tennessee? Because your country accent is really heavy!

 

"Hi i like you"