Guide to the FIRST 48 Jobs of PIMD KEY Job Title Description Money Earned Success Message Failure Message % gained per success # of successes needed to complete job # of successes so far JOBS: #1. New Party You've heard there is a party at Delta Lota Kappa. Maybe you van sell this information to the freshman. 66-100 Haha, they bought it. You earned yourself some cash. Doesn't look like anyone to pay for this news. 50% 2 2 #2. Tutoring Maybe you can make a little extra money tutoring some of the jocks. 133-200 Looks like your student figured out that the world wasn't flat. Nice work. Jock failed his exam. Who would've guessed Rome isn't in Milwaukee? 34% 3 5 #3. Lawn Mowing Sun, grass what's not to like about doing a mowing job. Make some extra cash. 133-200 The old lady's lawn you mowed watched you the entire time and gave a great tip You ran over the flowers. Obviously you don't understand the complexity of mowing. 25% 4 9 #4. Try out for the Team The football team is looking for players. I hear they give out a bonus if you make the cut. 200-300 Sweet! All it took was 4 injuries, but you made it! Wow, who could have guessed you had to be fit. Maybe try the cheerleading team next. 34% 3 12 #5. Food Run Some people need you to make a food run for their party. 200-300 It looks like they were drunk when they were reimbursing you, you made some extra cash. Wow, they reimbursed you the EXACT amount. Nothing for gas either. 10% 10 22 !Level 1 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #6. Sign up for Class Sign up for some classes and make your parents think your learning. 200-300 Looks like there was an accounting error, you got a partial refund. Wow, they really just take your money and send you on your way. 10% 10 32 #7. Note Taking One of your classmates needs you to take notes. I smell cash! 200-300 Nice! you were going to take notes anyways and you got money for it. Okay, the fact that your writing was compared to ancient cave drawings is a bad thing. 20% 5 37 #8. Grandma's Gift A package arrived in the mail... Looks like it's from Grandma! 266-400 Grandma sent some money. Oh how we love grandma! It's just junk mail. Doh! 10% 10 47 #9. Home Chores Seems like your parents have a few chores for you back home. It's go time! 275-425 Nice! You found some cash while cleaning the coach. Too bad doing work for family gets you nothing. 20% 5 52 #10. Frosh Week Some of the local Greek houses are recruiting. Sign up now. 350-450 You signed the form and get free pizza and coupons... living the Dream! Wow, you got turned down by the lamest frat house... How do you fell about that? 5% 20 72 !Level 2 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #11. Fight the Mascot It's the playoffs and the college mascot is looking for a fight. Take one for the team! 375-450 You showed that bird who's boss! Time to parade the beaten mascot around campus. Ouch! Didn't expect the mascot to be a pro fighter. Run and hide in your dorm room! 25% 4 76 #12. Team Sugar Mama The team needs new jerseys and they are looking to you to seduce a sugar mama! 400-500 Cha-ching! Thanks to your "efforts" the team has new jerseys and new equipment. Go Team! Failure Message 20% 5 81 #13. Food for Thought The club is having its first meeting. Are you able to score some food? 450-550 Good Call on the greasy fried chicken! Those students were so hungry! Failure Message 25% 4 85 #14. Homework Help It looks like your friends aren't doing so well in class. Help them with some of your answers. 500-600 There is noting like a little bit of bribery to show you their appreciation. Failure Message 15% 7 92 #15. Lab Subject You see a flyer looking for test subjects. Offering cash and mild chance of side effects. 600-800 You got your cash and only a mild tick. Good work. Failure Message 15% 7 99 *You gained an extra 7,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #16. Group Project Your group project is struggling. Put in some crazy hours and see if it pays off. 700-825 Seems the group got you a little gift of appreciation for all the hours you put in. All that work and your group still failed... Nice one Einstein! 10% 10 109 #17. Club of the Year The student council is awarding the club of the year with extra spending money. 775-875 We won! It's good no one knows that you are dating the student council president. We lost to the math club! I mean, they do homework for FUN! Better luck next time. 10% 10 119 #18. Coach Little League Team Your community baseball team is looking for a coach. Can u be the leader they seek? 900-1,050 Coach you did it! The community is really proud and have named a street after you! Those who can't play, coach. Apparently you can't coach either! 10% 10 129 #19. ID Guy You met this guys who says he can make fake IDs. Maybe he can get one for you and your friends? 1,000-1,300 Wow, looks just like the real thing. You're going to make good use of this. Ouch. A kid and a crayon could have made a better ID. Too bad. 10% 10 139 *You gained an extra 7,500 cash* #20. Missing Jersey You lost your jersey at the party last nice. You need to borrow one for tonight's game. 1,250-1,500 This might be your lucky jersey. You made the winning shot and got a date with the cheerleader The smell of your unwashed jersey you unconscious during the game. 10% 10 149 #21. ID the I'D Guy Seems like the campus police are offering an award if you turn in the I'D guy. Do it! 1,600-1,800 Wow, what an award. You can buy yourself some serious amounts of macaroni and cheese. By reward, they meant a coupon for laundry. Uber lame. 5% 20 169 #22. Private Time Your roommate wants some "alone time" in the dorm... 2,000-2,500 You got some extra beer money as a token of appreciation. You come back to a really, Really, REALLY disgusting room. 13% 8 177 #23. Answers! Get your Answers! You sneak into the professors office and steal the answer key. Try selling the key for some extra cash! 3,500-4,000 You should do this more often. You made enough Money to quit your lame pizza delivery job. The professor outsmarted the entire class by creating a fake answer key. Doh. 13% 8 185 #24. Organize a Study Group You've seen that hottie in your class. Organize a study group and get closer to them. 4,000-4,500 Nice moves. You now have a date, and you helped improved their IQ! Who knew they didn't like studying and just wanted to party. Better luck next time. 13% 8 193 #25. Help New Roommate Move In You've got a new roommate! Help him move his stuff in. 4,000-5,000 You moved his stuff in record time, and got a free lunch out of it! While moving his bed you discovered a huge stain on it. Your face was pressed against it for 20 minutes. Sadness. 15% 7 200 !Level 3 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #26. Throw the Game A rich student has offered you money to throw tonight's basketball game. 4,500-5,500 You decided to play fair and win! You go looking for the rich kid and take his money anyway. Talk about a win-win situation! You decided to play fair and still lost. You should've taken the cash. 15% 7 207 #27. Clean the Kitchen It's time to clean up the mess in your dorm's kitchen. 5,000-6,000 You cashed in all the empty beer bottles at the recycling center. Score! "Ah, so that's where the cockroaches are coming from." 15% 7 214 #28. Spike the Water Cooler Your team is getting crushed. Add "magic ingredients" to the other team's water cooler. 6,000-6,500 Victory is sweet. Even if it means the other team has urgent bowel movements. The other team's water boy found you and beat you up. Who knew he would be so strong? 15% 7 221 #29. Band Practice You've heard that playing music impresses your crush. Sign up for the band! 6,500-7,000 Not only did you woo your crush, but you've earned a cash from a music scholarship! "Go on a date with you Haven't you heard? I don't want to be seen with a band geek!" 15% 7 228 #30. Pump that Iron It's time to go to the gym to work out. Toned abs, here we come! 7,000-7,500 You are the pinnacle of human fitness. Good job! You decide to leave when you see a 5 year old lifting weights heavier than you. 18% 6 234 #31. Sell Furniture on the Internet Time to get rid of your dusty furniture. Try to sell it on the internet! 7,500-8,000 Sweet! You got your cash and got rid of crappy furniture. That was easy. You need to go to the police station to get a restraining order for the serial killer who came to visit. 18% 6 240 #32. Team Fundraiser The team needs money money to travel for the championship game. Bake sale! 8,000-8,500 You sold enough cookies to travel first class. Girl scouts got nothing on you! You need to raise more money because you ate all the cookies. Good job, jerk. 20% 5 245 *You gained an extra 8,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #33. Chores?! Your parents called. Mom wants you to come home and do the dishes. 8,500-9,000 After doing the chores, you eat an amazing dinner and get your laundry done for free. Boo yah! "When your done with the dishes, don't forget to scrub the bathroom toilets." 20% 5 250 #34. Missing Mascot The team mascot is missing. It's your time to shine! 9,000-10,000 You put on the mascot outfit and get the crowd moving. Nice moves! Ouch! That's what happens when you try a triple backflip off a trampoline without practice. 15% 7 257 #35. Pledge for a Club Some clubs are accepting new members. Apply now! 10,500-11,000 You got in and won a lousy gift certificate. Maybe you should apply to a REAL club. You got rejected. Perhaps you should try to join a REAL club? 15% 7 264 *You gained an extra 11,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #36. Statue Bandit Steal the school statue from a rival college. 11,000-11,500 Your antics have earned you the respect and admiration of the students. Busted! Time to go home and nurse those two black eyes. 10% 10 274 #37. Buy Groceries It's time to buy groceries for you and your roommate. 13,000-15,000 Your roommate gives you a little extra cash for your efforts. Your roomate eats all of the food in 30 minutes. "Hungry!!!" 10% 10 284 #38. Bribe Resident Advisor Your RA is giving you trouble for throwing a loud party. Get rid of him! 18,000-20,000 Turns out the RA was just sad you didn't send him an invite, and pays YOU to attend! "NO PARTY FOR YOU!" - who knew the RA was such a prude? 5% 20 304 #39. Track and Field It's time to practice for the upcoming race. 24,000-26,250 You won the race! Good job, champ! You realize that the only sport you're good at is drinking beer. 5% 20 324 *You gained an extra 24,000 cash* #40. Beer Pong Contest It's time for the annual campus-wide beer pong tournament! Will you rise to the challenge? 24,500-27,000 There's nothing like a giant beer pong trophy to impress your friends. Oh wait, prize money...even better. Your team got beat by two freshman who made fun of your mother. Sadness. 25% 4 328 !Lvl 4 Job Mastery Award Achieved! #41. Sell Junk Food During Ban Administration has banned junk food after reading a scary new article. Opportunity awaits! 25,000-28,000 Good job! You've created a business empire! You ate your own supply, and owe money to the scary looking guys who sold you Twinkies. 20% 5 333 #42. Freshman Hazing It's time to haze the freshman. This will be fun! 25,500-29,000 You dump the frosh in a bathtub full of jello. Now they fear and respect you. You screamed like a little girl when you saw a spider in front of the frosh. You'll never live it down. 15% 7 340 #43. Call Center Get a part-time job at the local customer support call center. 26,000-29,500 You scored some extra cash. Boo yah! You got caught downloading "movie files". Fired! 12% 9 349 *You gained an extra 26,000 cash* #44. Party Time Try to get into the local nightclub with your fake ID. 26,500-29,000 You got in and managed to learn some cool dance-off moves! Wow, bouncers can throw people really far. 10% 10 359 #45. New Credit Card You're running low on beer money. Time to sign up for new credit card! 27,000-32,500 Score! You've got cash and got a great deal with ONLY a 848.22% interest rate! "Sir, with your credit score you are only eligible for a pre-paid credit card." 10% 10 369 #46. Old Folks Home Volunteer Volunteer at the senior citizens center down the street. 30,000-35,000 You're a hit with the residents and received some generous tips! Mrs. McDonelly wants you to clean her bedpan. FML. 10% 10 379 #47. Club Treasurer You are smart with money and the club is putting you in charge. Do you accept? 32,000-37,500 You managed to stretch our shoestring budget for the entire year! Goo job! Spending the clubâs budget on beer will not be accepted. You are being audited. 5% 20 399 *You gained an extra 32,000 cash, 1 Doctor's Note* #48. Blood Donation Donate your blood for some extra cash. 34,000-38,000 You feel a little woozy, but you got a free cookie and some extra cash! Your blood was taken from a sparkly guy named Edward with fangs who didn't even work at the donation center. 5% 20 419 !Lvl 5 Job Mastery Award Achieved!